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	<title><![CDATA[Heavy - zip zap zang]]></title>
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		<title>Heavy - You Are the Network</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[zip zang zang a zang.]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sled of Doom]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/8567</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Two guys careen down a hill on a sled and hit a jump. They both go flying, but one kid knocks over a bystander. Hard.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/8567"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/03/0110/8567.jpg" alt="Sled of Doom"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:12:05 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Sled of Doom]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Two guys careen down a hill on a sled and hit a jump. They both go flying, but one kid knocks over a bystander. Hard.
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		<title><![CDATA[No Dodging This Ball]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/7519</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This kid gets blindesided completely. He's looking in the other direction at the garage door when he gets smacked in the face with an exercise ball. He goes down hard.
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 15:14:07 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[No Dodging This Ball]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This kid gets blindesided completely. He's looking in the other direction at the garage door when he gets smacked in the face with an exercise ball. He goes down hard.
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		<title><![CDATA[Skeeball Smackdown]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/27255</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A trip to the arcade turns hilariously painful as a little kid tries to get too good of a view of the skeeball ramp. Screw the 100 point hole, this kid's going straight for Billy's cranium. That one's good for at least two tickets.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/27255"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/10/1113/27255.jpg" alt="Skeeball Smackdown"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:18:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Skeeball Smackdown]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A trip to the arcade turns hilariously painful as a little kid tries to get too good of a view of the skeeball ramp. Screw the 100 point hole, this kid's going straight for Billy's cranium. That one's good for at least two tickets.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/27255"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/10/1113/27255.jpg" alt="Skeeball Smackdown"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Face Plant Growing Season]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/22735</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is a strange tv show.  Two grown adults slide down a mini-ramp on a sound stage, but only one of them makes it all the way down without inadvertently attempting to maim their own visages.  We did a freeze-frame to see if you could see the woman's panties, but nothing doing, it goes by too fast.  Nonetheless, fun stuff.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/22735"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/3110/22735.jpg" alt="Face Plant Growing Season"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:58:03 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Face Plant Growing Season]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This is a strange tv show.  Two grown adults slide down a mini-ramp on a sound stage, but only one of them makes it all the way down without inadvertently attempting to maim their own visages.  We did a freeze-frame to see if you could see the woman's panties, but nothing doing, it goes by too fast.  Nonetheless, fun stuff.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/22735"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/3110/22735.jpg" alt="Face Plant Growing Season"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Racquet Ball to the Face]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/30005</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>In this brief clip, a man holding a raquet ball raquet promises to show us a cool trick he knows.  Apparently, that trick is hitting the ball against a nearby wall, then having it ricochet straight into his face.  Good one, dude.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/30005"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/11/0911/30005.jpg" alt="Racquet Ball to the Face"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:29:10 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Racquet Ball to the Face]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>In this brief clip, a man holding a raquet ball raquet promises to show us a cool trick he knows.  Apparently, that trick is hitting the ball against a nearby wall, then having it ricochet straight into his face.  Good one, dude.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/30005"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/11/0911/30005.jpg" alt="Racquet Ball to the Face"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[funny sexy dance]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/20359</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>animation dance</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20359"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1221/20359.jpg" alt="funny sexy dance"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 21:07:30 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[funny sexy dance]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>animation dance</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20359"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1221/20359.jpg" alt="funny sexy dance"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Breakneck Breakdancing]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/39501</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>In this clip, a breakdancer, in the midst of a pretty sweet looking routine, lands awkwardly on his neck.  The dance moves that result could be him soldiering on, or him in immense pain. Creepy.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/39501"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/1917/39501.jpg" alt="Breakneck Breakdancing"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:06:07 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Breakneck Breakdancing]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>In this clip, a breakdancer, in the midst of a pretty sweet looking routine, lands awkwardly on his neck.  The dance moves that result could be him soldiering on, or him in immense pain. Creepy.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/39501"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/1917/39501.jpg" alt="Breakneck Breakdancing"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Horse Race Streaker]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40851</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The scrappy 100-1 underdog, Naked Guy comes so close to victory in this horse race. If only he were a horse. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40851"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0516/40851.jpg" alt="Horse Race Streaker"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:18:54 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Horse Race Streaker]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The scrappy 100-1 underdog, Naked Guy comes so close to victory in this horse race. If only he were a horse. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40851"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0516/40851.jpg" alt="Horse Race Streaker"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[More Treadmill Stupidity]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40865</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>For this week's treadmill pain clip, we join the world's smartest person in a dingey, concrete basement as he tries unsuccessfully to mount a treadmill moving at high speed.  Jane, stop this crazy thing!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40865"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0516/40865.jpg" alt="More Treadmill Stupidity"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:37:29 EST</pubDate>
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