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Your Biggest Fan

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:03:06 EDT

This song is a tribute to all the fans who suffer for their favorite players through thick and thin...in good times and bad...for better or worse...well, turns out fandom is a lot like marriage, huh?

Adios Ocho

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:35:39 EDT

This song offers some suggestions as to what Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson might work on for the Bengals since he says he has no plans to play but yet is still under contract to do so for the 2008 season.

Isiah (to the tune of Desperado)

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:56:31 EDT

This song delivers a heartfelt emotional eulogy to the New York Knick coaching career of Isiah Thomas set to the tune of "Desperado" by The Eagles.

The Jake Long Song

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:04:06 EDT

This song serves as a half tribute-half warning to Miami Dolphins 2008 first round draft pick Jake Long, offensive tackle from Michigan. Just don't turn out like all-time draft bust Tony Mandarich and everything will be just fine!

Substance Over Style

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:49:23 EDT

This song pays tribute to the most boring 4 time NBA champions anyone could ever hope to see...the San Antonio Spurs. They are using their "substance over style" approach to make a push for a 5th title in the 2008 NBA playoffs.

Junior Griffey

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:30:05 EDT

This song pays tribute to Ken Griffey Jr. as he approaches 600 career home runs. He is the first all natural hitter to accomplish this feat since Willie Mays.

It's The End Of Sports News As We Know It

Sun, 04 May 2008 00:21:47 EDT

This song parodies REM's "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" in examining the changing times in sports media as bloggers gain more popularity and newspapers lose ground.

My Diaper Dandy

Mon, 05 May 2008 23:30:07 EDT

This song follows NCAA basketball coaches on the trail of recruiting a "diaper dandy" player in the maternity ward of the hospital. Anything to get a leg up on the competition!

Where Memories Can Happen

Sat, 10 May 2008 21:30:27 EDT

This song looks back at the classic battles between the Los Angeles Lakers and Boston Celtics in the 1980's and forward to the potential matchup in the 2008 NBA Finals.

Never Gonna Win It All

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:45:41 EDT

Mark Cuban gets Rick Rolled...sort of. This song parodies the Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up" to explain to Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban that his team will never win an NBA championship while relying on Dirk Nowitzki as their "go to" guy.

T Woody

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:43:03 EDT

It's Tiger time! This song looks in on a press conference featuring Tiger Woods...only this time he doesn't maintain his "politically correct" persona.

This One Belongs To The Reds

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:51:08 EDT

Cincinnati fans, listen to your anthem for the 2008 baseball season.

The Yankees Song

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:25:31 EDT

This song previews the 2008 New York Yankees season while looking back at some of the franchise's historic moments.

The Amazing Mets

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:57:09 EDT

This song previews the 2008 New York Mets season while also looking back at some of the franchise's historic moments.

Duke Has Lost

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:03:41 EDT

This song utilizes fragments of the 1960's song "Duke of Earl" to celebrate another early exit for the Duke Blue Devils in the NCAA tournament. It's sure to be a chart topper in places like North Carolina, Maryland, Kentucky, Indiana, Kansas...er, well...just about every place but Duke and the campus of ESPN!

The Bruce Is Loose In Tennessee

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:10:33 EDT

This song pays tribute to Bruce Pearl, the head coach of the Tennessee Volunteers basketball team. The team is heading into the Sweet Sixteen of the NCAA tournament behind Pearl's enthusiastic coaching style. Coaching isn't the only thing he does well, though. The Lou Ferrigno look-a-like has also been spotted in several photo ops with young ladies. The Bruce is indeed loose in Tennessee!

Hot Box: Bubble Teams

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:01:35 EST

This song set to the tune of Jack Johnson's "Bubble Toes" takes an entertaining look at the bubble teams hoping to get into the 2008 March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament. Teams like the Maryland Terrapins, Kentucky Wildcats, Syracuse Orangemen, Ohio State Buckeyes, and even the defending National Champion Florida Gators will be anxiously awaiting the announcement of the field of 65 on Selection Sunday. They hope for a chance to be Cinderella on the road to the Final Four rather than an ugly stepsister on the road to the NIT!

The Lesser Evil

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:23:02 EDT

This song reviews what appear to be the main candidates for the upcoming 2008 Presidential Election, Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama. Choosing between these candidates is what many Americans would refer to as choosing "the lesser evil". It takes a satirical look at their positions on several key issues such as the War in Iraq, Gay Marriage, Taxes, and the Environment.

If The Brewers Could Sign John Daly

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:19:12 EDT

This song examines the possibility of the Milwaukee Brewers possibly signing PGA bad boy John Daly as a spring training celebrity stunt in light of the New York Yankees actually allowing Billy Crystal to play in a spring training game. Other possibilities are mentioned as well...perhaps Seinfeld to the Mets, 50 cent to the cash strapped Marlins, or Steve Bartman to the Cubs???

Dickie V My Talking Chimpanzee

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:54:59 EDT

What is a talking chimpanzee named Dickie V good for? Why picking your March Madness brackets for your office pool of course! This song reflects on past failures in the March Madness office pool, takes jabs at some of the know nothing characters around the office that seem to win the pool time and time again, and devises a different strategy to win it in 2008...simply acquire a talking chimpanzee named Dickie V!

Save the Sonics

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:03:24 EST

This song is dedicated to the fans of the Seattle Sonics basketball team as they watch their team in the process of being taken out from under them. New owner, Clay Bennett, has demanded that the city pay $500 million dollars for a new arena or else he is moving to the team to Oklahoma...2000 miles away.