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Ouch

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

The absolute worst crotch shot I've ever seen. This guy rails himself in the nuts while on skates as he crashes into an opposing ramp.

Hallway Races

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

These guys thought it would be a fantastic idea to face through the office on scooters. However, it gets difficult when you can't see the women getting out of the elevator with the cart full of food.

Skate Nut Crunch

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:51:26 EDT

If you were shopping for skating footage, you'd definitely find this one on the "rack." A young skater attempts to grind a rail, and instead grinds his package. CUP CHECK!

Go-Kart Front Flip!

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:39:29 EST

Check out this full front-flip off a dirt jump in the death kart, complete with clean recovery. The French Olympic Go-Kart judges get this wreck a 9.8.

How Not to Approach a Ramp

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:20:22 EST

Most people would call this a ramp, but to this rollerblader, it's more like a wall. Listen for an impressive grimace of pain as he comes barreling down the grassy hill side to hit the ramp full-speed.

Revolving Door Ownage

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:21:18 EST

Here's a weird stunt. Get a revolving door spinning as fast as possible, then try to enter it. Think this guy can? Or should he have worn a helmet?

BMX Wrecks

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:04:02 EST

Here's a painful collection of failed jumps, bunnyhops and railrides, as the least talented tricksters in BMX create interesting new ways to hurt themselves. Set to a cover of The Adverts' punk classic "Gary Gilmore's Eyes" by Germany's Die Toten Hosen.

The Taste of Dirt

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:34:34 EDT

From a tall grassy hill, an intelligent bike rider sets off on a date with sod. Attempting some sort of jump or stunt, the trip has a much more predictable ending, as this young man's one-wheel landing with handlebar-flip and face-plant finish is a painful success!

Skating: It's "Through the Roof!"

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:25:48 EDT

A skateboarder. A quick, steep, sloping concrete rooftop. A nearby tin shed. What could possibly go wrong?

This Just In: Reporter Hurts Self During Newscast

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:19:07 EDT

It's not enough for Action News 5's Chuck Storm to reporting live from the scene, he has to make one as well. We're not sure what story he was reporting on, but he became the story as he unwittingly walks straight into a large, painful object during his live broadcast. This hilariously painful-looking clip is replayed several times in succession for your amusement. In an unrelated note, how awesome is the name Chuck Storm?

One-Point Landing

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:03:36 EDT

We're not real sure what this brave, dumb young man was attempting, but if the goal was to land on his head with a real sickening, dead thudding sound, we give him a 10.0. It's not quite as gruesome as the legendary Joe Theismann bone-break injury from the Monday Night Football Game in 1985, but it's still pretty sick, and is rewound and played several times in succession for your enjoyment.

A Buffet of Crashes

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:25:54 EDT

Fire! Explosions! Crashes! Glass sliding doors! Imploding silos! Threatening timber! Biker beat-downs! Pit crew take-outs! Karate head-slamming! Olympic-sized track and field disasters! Runaway vehicles! Office space pain-fests! Slammin techno beats! What more could you want!

Real Live Tetris

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:19:04 EDT

Another amazing game show from the Japanese. Contendors have to mold into different positions as a wall with a cutout moves towards them. If they don't do it just right, they get knocked into a pool of water.

Bad Day at Gym Class

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:51:13 EDT

This little kid wasn't watching for a few seconds and when he turns around, he gets smacked in the face with a giant exercise ball. I bet that hurt.

Wakeboarding: It's Street!

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:56:06 EDT

After their street flooded, a bunch of guys decide to go wakeboarding, towed by a motorcycle. They use recycling bins for rails. Not the brightest idea.

Three Wheels and a Dozen Stitches

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 15:46:43 EDT

I don't know how this seemed like a good idea. Kid rides down a hill on a tricycle on a dead end street. He smashes into the curb and flys into the woods.

Sled of Doom

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:12:05 EST

Two guys careen down a hill on a sled and hit a jump. They both go flying, but one kid knocks over a bystander. Hard.

No Dodging This Ball

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 15:14:07 EST

This kid gets blindesided completely. He's looking in the other direction at the garage door when he gets smacked in the face with an exercise ball. He goes down hard.

Cheerleader Slam

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EDT

Definitely one of those videos that hurts to watch. These girls practice a complicated and dangerous cheerleader flip on pavement. And the airborne girl smacks her face into the asphalt.

The World's Luckiest Drag Racing Fan

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:51:24 EST

Check out some of the best racing wreck footage of all time. A speeding drag racer skids quickly out of control, just in time for the dumbest person in history to run onto the track. Hey guy, Dodge is a make, not a command.