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	<title><![CDATA[Heavy - The Kensington Report]]></title>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dogs, Friend or Foe?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/14695</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/14695"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/06/0711/5fb46752a01346b604acd9819412a150.jpg" alt="Dogs, Friend or Foe?"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:54:37 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/14695"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/06/0711/5fb46752a01346b604acd9819412a150.jpg" alt="Dogs, Friend or Foe?"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Botswana: Hidden Nuclear Threat]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/14031</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/14031"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/3110/14031_new_0.jpg" alt="Botswana: Hidden Nuclear Threat"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 10:23:38 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/14031"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/3110/14031_new_0.jpg" alt="Botswana: Hidden Nuclear Threat"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Superhero Next Door]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/16426</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Are you living next door to a Superhero?  Hard-hitting People Expert Derrick Hicks goes to criminal lengths to expose the crime-fighters in our midst.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/16426"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/0618/16426.jpg" alt="The Superhero Next Door"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:56:16 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[The Superhero Next Door]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Are you living next door to a Superhero?  Hard-hitting People Expert Derrick Hicks goes to criminal lengths to expose the crime-fighters in our midst.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/16426"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/0618/16426.jpg" alt="The Superhero Next Door"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Babies: Controlled by Aliens?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/13664</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/13664"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/05/2410/a6e585a2208b226e81e85845f1ac7571.jpg" alt="Babies: Controlled by Aliens?"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 10:18:22 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/13664"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/05/2410/a6e585a2208b226e81e85845f1ac7571.jpg" alt="Babies: Controlled by Aliens?"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mouse Calls]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/10389</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/10389"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/1817/10389_new_0.jpg" alt="Mouse Calls"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:37:19 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Mouse Calls]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/10389"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/1817/10389_new_0.jpg" alt="Mouse Calls"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Thinking Causes Cancer]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/9816</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/9816"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/1817/9816_new_0.jpg" alt="Thinking Causes Cancer"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 15:23:20 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Thinking Causes Cancer]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/9816"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/1817/9816_new_0.jpg" alt="Thinking Causes Cancer"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mindjacking]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/9511</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/9511"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/1817/9511_new_0.jpg" alt="Mindjacking"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:51:35 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/9511"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/1817/9511_new_0.jpg" alt="Mindjacking"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lactose Intolerance]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/9041</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/9041"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/1817/9041_new_0.jpg" alt="Lactose Intolerance"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:37:12 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Lactose Intolerance]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/9041"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/1817/9041_new_0.jpg" alt="Lactose Intolerance"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Are Celebrities Superhuman?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/13209</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/13209"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/1810/13209_new_0.jpg" alt="Are Celebrities Superhuman?"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 10:19:09 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>England has long been synonymous with bizarre comedy (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Absolutely Fabulous, the Young Ones, Blackadder).  Now, Heavy brings you a pithy combination of cheeky British wit and "WTF" absurdity with the Kensington Report, their spoof of the notoriously dry and highbrow BBC News.  Veteran London television and movie actor Doug Rollins stars as titular news anchor Bob Kensington, delivering surreal international news and human interest items with a completely straight face.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/13209"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/1810/13209_new_0.jpg" alt="Are Celebrities Superhuman?"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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