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		<title><![CDATA[VDay Reporter]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3421</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>this professional journalist is determined to understand valentine's day</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3421"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/2400/3421_2.jpg" alt="VDay Reporter"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>this professional journalist is determined to understand valentine's day</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3421"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/2400/3421_2.jpg" alt="VDay Reporter"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Robitussen Wine]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2199</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>nothing says relaxation more than swilling robi with friends</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2199"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0100/2199_2.jpg" alt="Robitussen Wine"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Runaway BBQ]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1750</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>this girl demonstrates her reporting skills in a short skirt</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1750"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/3100/1750_2.jpg" alt="Runaway BBQ"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>this girl demonstrates her reporting skills in a short skirt</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1750"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/3100/1750_2.jpg" alt="Runaway BBQ"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[English Blok]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3204</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>stupid sloppy-lookin chicks fight over british bloke for a dance</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3204"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/1700/3204_2.jpg" alt="English Blok"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>stupid sloppy-lookin chicks fight over british bloke for a dance</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3204"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/1700/3204_2.jpg" alt="English Blok"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bush Dogs]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1793</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is disturbing on so many levels.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1793"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2900/1793_2.jpg" alt="Bush Dogs"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This is disturbing on so many levels.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1793"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2900/1793_2.jpg" alt="Bush Dogs"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA['95 Vince Dunks]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3049</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>watch vince carter's high school dunk contest vs. paul pierce </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3049"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/3049_2.jpg" alt="&#039;95 Vince Dunks"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>watch vince carter's high school dunk contest vs. paul pierce </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3049"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/3049_2.jpg" alt="&#039;95 Vince Dunks"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jacko Wrestling]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1951</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>the greatest wrestling moves ever - a tribute to wacko with some great choreography</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1951"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/1951_2.jpg" alt="Jacko Wrestling"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>the greatest wrestling moves ever - a tribute to wacko with some great choreography</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1951"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/1951_2.jpg" alt="Jacko Wrestling"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Whining Kanye]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1992</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Going straight to Shameville.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1992"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2000/1992_2.jpg" alt="Whining Kanye"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Going straight to Shameville.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1992"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2000/1992_2.jpg" alt="Whining Kanye"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[ANNA NICOLE PART 3]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2006</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>An Oscar-worthy performance</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2006"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/1000/2006_9356.jpg" alt="ANNA NICOLE PART 3"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[ANNA NICOLE PART 3]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>An Oscar-worthy performance</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2006"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/1000/2006_9356.jpg" alt="ANNA NICOLE PART 3"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Looter Cop]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2008</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This New Orleans cop is majorly busted on the job!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2008"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/09/1400/2008_2.jpg" alt="Looter Cop"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This New Orleans cop is majorly busted on the job!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2008"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/09/1400/2008_2.jpg" alt="Looter Cop"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[F bomb date]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2017</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>she's a little defensive, huh?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2017"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2400/2017_2.jpg" alt="F bomb date"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>she's a little defensive, huh?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2017"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2400/2017_2.jpg" alt="F bomb date"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dr. 90210 Perv]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2023</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A Very Creepy Plastic Surgeon</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2023"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/3000/2023_2.jpg" alt="Dr. 90210 Perv"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Meat Packer Date]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1672</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>I bet she can work the sausage better than the other three.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1672"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/1800/1672_2.jpg" alt="Meat Packer Date"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Meat Packer Date]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>I bet she can work the sausage better than the other three.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1672"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/1800/1672_2.jpg" alt="Meat Packer Date"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kimmel Cars]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1645</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Kimmel tells us his family history</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1645"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/1600/1645_2.jpg" alt="Kimmel Cars"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Kimmel Cars]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Kimmel tells us his family history</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1645"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/1600/1645_2.jpg" alt="Kimmel Cars"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Crazy Frosty]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1628</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Frostys obesity trigggers manic depression</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1628"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/01/0600/1628_2.jpg" alt="Crazy Frosty"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Crazy Frosty]]></media:title>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mr and Mrs Martinez]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1445</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Mr. and Mrs. Martinez face off in a council election</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1445"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2400/1445_2.jpg" alt="Mr and Mrs Martinez"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Mr and Mrs Martinez]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Mr. and Mrs. Martinez face off in a council election</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1445"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2400/1445_2.jpg" alt="Mr and Mrs Martinez"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Connie Connie]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1484</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Can Connie talk?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1484"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0300/1484_2.jpg" alt="Connie Connie"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Connie Connie]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Can Connie talk?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1484"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0300/1484_2.jpg" alt="Connie Connie"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[NAUGHTY WORDS]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1498</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This week in unnecessary censorship</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1498"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/10/0700/1498_2.jpg" alt="NAUGHTY WORDS"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[NAUGHTY WORDS]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This week in unnecessary censorship</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1498"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/10/0700/1498_2.jpg" alt="NAUGHTY WORDS"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[2FacedJimBaker]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1519</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Jimmy Baker's selling Christ for a one-time offer. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1519"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/3100/1519_2.jpg" alt="2FacedJimBaker"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[2FacedJimBaker]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Jimmy Baker's selling Christ for a one-time offer. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1519"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/3100/1519_2.jpg" alt="2FacedJimBaker"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[And a Happy New Ear!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1577</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Mike Tyson's Yuletide Carol</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1577"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2100/1577_2.jpg" alt="And a Happy New Ear!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[And a Happy New Ear!]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Mike Tyson's Yuletide Carol</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1577"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2100/1577_2.jpg" alt="And a Happy New Ear!"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Crash]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3275</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Paris Hilton's boyfriend in an alleged DWI tantrum</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3275"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/01/1200/3275_2.jpg" alt="Paris Hilton Crash"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Paris Hilton's boyfriend in an alleged DWI tantrum</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3275"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/01/1200/3275_2.jpg" alt="Paris Hilton Crash"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Crazy Reporter]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3271</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Pablo Suzuki delivers an in-depth news story</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3271"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0600/3271_2.jpg" alt="Crazy Reporter"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Crazy Reporter]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Pablo Suzuki delivers an in-depth news story</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3271"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0600/3271_2.jpg" alt="Crazy Reporter"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Victoria's Secret Finale]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1612</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A virtual spank bank slide show. Pay attention.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1612"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/1800/1612_2.jpg" alt="Victoria&#039;s Secret Finale"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Victoria's Secret Finale]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A virtual spank bank slide show. Pay attention.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1612"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/1800/1612_2.jpg" alt="Victoria&#039;s Secret Finale"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Schindler's Panther]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1613</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Steve Martin takes on his most challenging role ever as Hilter</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1613"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/2800/1613_2.jpg" alt="Schindler&#039;s Panther"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Schindler's Panther]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Steve Martin takes on his most challenging role ever as Hilter</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1613"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/2800/1613_2.jpg" alt="Schindler&#039;s Panther"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Skate Iraq]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1620</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Dudes thrash on top of Saddams house.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1620"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0500/1620_2.jpg" alt="Skate Iraq"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Skate Iraq]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Dudes thrash on top of Saddams house.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1620"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0500/1620_2.jpg" alt="Skate Iraq"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Price is OMG Right]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2032</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>It's a little blurry but worth the trouble. Mushrooms maybe?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2032"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/1800/2032_2.jpg" alt="Price is OMG Right"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Price is OMG Right]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>It's a little blurry but worth the trouble. Mushrooms maybe?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2032"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/1800/2032_2.jpg" alt="Price is OMG Right"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[WATERMELON MAN]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2977</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sets world record for smashing melons</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2977"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/10/1400/2977_2.jpg" alt="WATERMELON MAN"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[WATERMELON MAN]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Sets world record for smashing melons</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2977"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/10/1400/2977_2.jpg" alt="WATERMELON MAN"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>WATERMELON MAN, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bump N Grind]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2694</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Girlfight over a guy who looks like a slapped a*s</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2694"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/01/1600/2694_2.jpg" alt="Bump N Grind"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Bump N Grind]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Girlfight over a guy who looks like a slapped a*s</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2694"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/01/1600/2694_2.jpg" alt="Bump N Grind"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Surreal Life]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2341</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Disturbing Puppet On Puppet Action</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2341"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/01/0400/2341_2.jpg" alt="Surreal Life"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Surreal Life]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Disturbing Puppet On Puppet Action</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2341"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/01/0400/2341_2.jpg" alt="Surreal Life"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Broke Back]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2588</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Girls Gone Wild on Brokeback Mountain!!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2588"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/1300/2588_2.jpg" alt="Broke Back"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Broke Back]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Girls Gone Wild on Brokeback Mountain!!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2588"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/1300/2588_2.jpg" alt="Broke Back"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Broke Back, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Porn Eye]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2363</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>this device is hardly noticeable and well worth it's cost!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2363"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/1300/2363_2.jpg" alt="Porn Eye"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Porn Eye]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>this device is hardly noticeable and well worth it's cost!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2363"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/1300/2363_2.jpg" alt="Porn Eye"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Porn Eye, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jimmy in the box]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2375</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Isn't he ironic?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2375"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2100/2375_2.jpg" alt="Jimmy in the box"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Jimmy in the box]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Isn't he ironic?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2375"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2100/2375_2.jpg" alt="Jimmy in the box"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Jimmy in the box, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ticklish]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2391</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Howard Stern tickles Maria Menounous</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2391"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2000/2391_2.jpg" alt="Ticklish"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Ticklish]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Howard Stern tickles Maria Menounous</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2391"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2000/2391_2.jpg" alt="Ticklish"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[ARNIE IN BRAZIL]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2413</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Arnie chases Brazilian tail</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2413"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/1000/2413_9354.jpg" alt="ARNIE IN BRAZIL"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[ARNIE IN BRAZIL]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Arnie chases Brazilian tail</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2413"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/1000/2413_9354.jpg" alt="ARNIE IN BRAZIL"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Iroc]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2437</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Barbara Walters hates you, too.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2437"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/1000/2437_9358.jpg" alt="Iroc"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Iroc]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Barbara Walters hates you, too.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2437"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/1000/2437_9358.jpg" alt="Iroc"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Gotti Sings]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2583</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>what's worse, that he's singing or that people are clapping for him?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2583"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2500/2583_2.jpg" alt="Gotti Sings"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Gotti Sings]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>what's worse, that he's singing or that people are clapping for him?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2583"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2500/2583_2.jpg" alt="Gotti Sings"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Whipped Cream Love]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2471</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Two chicks, cream, one dude. Oh my.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2471"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/1800/2471_2.jpg" alt="Whipped Cream Love"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Whipped Cream Love]]></media:title>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Two chicks, cream, one dude. Oh my.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2471"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/1800/2471_2.jpg" alt="Whipped Cream Love"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Chris Tucker]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2509</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>chris tucker gets pulled over for speeding and his excuse is he was going to church</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2509"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2509_2.jpg" alt="Chris Tucker"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Chris Tucker]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>chris tucker gets pulled over for speeding and his excuse is he was going to church</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2509"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2509_2.jpg" alt="Chris Tucker"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Penis Jam]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2511</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>There's a huge traffic jam... and a penis is to blame.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2511"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/09/1600/2511_2.jpg" alt="Penis Jam"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Penis Jam]]></media:title>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>There's a huge traffic jam... and a penis is to blame.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2511"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/09/1600/2511_2.jpg" alt="Penis Jam"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Subwife]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2783</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>And you thought that submissive houswives were a thing of the past.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2783"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2200/2783_2.jpg" alt="Subwife"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Subwife]]></media:title>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>And you thought that submissive houswives were a thing of the past.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2783"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2200/2783_2.jpg" alt="Subwife"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[RIP Sam]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2814</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Remembering one fugly puppy.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2814"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/1000/2814_9359.jpg" alt="RIP Sam"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[RIP Sam]]></media:title>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Remembering one fugly puppy.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2814"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/1000/2814_9359.jpg" alt="RIP Sam"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lingere Bowl]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2289</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>can you believe these two faced off?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2289"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0900/2289_2.jpg" alt="Lingere Bowl"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Lingere Bowl]]></media:title>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>can you believe these two faced off?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2289"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0900/2289_2.jpg" alt="Lingere Bowl"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[90210 Drugs]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2046</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>hollywood rich kids have found a new buzz</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2046"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0900/2046_2.jpg" alt="90210 Drugs"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[90210 Drugs]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>hollywood rich kids have found a new buzz</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2046"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0900/2046_2.jpg" alt="90210 Drugs"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jimmie Kimmel Rules!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2535</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Feeling the holiday love.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2535"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/1900/2535_2.jpg" alt="Jimmie Kimmel Rules!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Jimmie Kimmel Rules!]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Feeling the holiday love.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2535"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/1900/2535_2.jpg" alt="Jimmie Kimmel Rules!"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Apocalypse Now]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2924</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Pat Robertson's brilliant insight into Sharon's health</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2924"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2700/2924_2.jpg" alt="Apocalypse Now"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Apocalypse Now]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Pat Robertson's brilliant insight into Sharon's health</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2924"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2700/2924_2.jpg" alt="Apocalypse Now"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mariah Scary]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2110</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Mariah couldn't wipe her own a*s.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2110"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2900/2110_2.jpg" alt="Mariah Scary"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/2110"></media:player>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Mariah couldn't wipe her own a*s.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2110"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/12/2900/2110_2.jpg" alt="Mariah Scary"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Snowboarder Profile]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2124</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>the hardest working snowboarder in Colorado is ready for the olympic challenge</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2124"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/2400/2124_2.jpg" alt="Snowboarder Profile"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>the hardest working snowboarder in Colorado is ready for the olympic challenge</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2124"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/2400/2124_2.jpg" alt="Snowboarder Profile"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stupid reporter]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2919</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Pablo Suzuki will get in your face!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2919"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2300/2919_2.jpg" alt="Stupid reporter"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Stupid reporter]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Pablo Suzuki will get in your face!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2919"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2300/2919_2.jpg" alt="Stupid reporter"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dancing S***s]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2196</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>check out these silly chicks fighting over who can dance more sluttily</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2196"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0100/2196_2.jpg" alt="Dancing S***s"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/2196"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0100/2196_2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Dancing S***s]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>check out these silly chicks fighting over who can dance more sluttily</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2196"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/02/0100/2196_2.jpg" alt="Dancing S***s"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[French Peep Show]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2907</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The French ladies get mad as hell</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2907"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/01/0500/2907_2.jpg" alt="French Peep Show"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The French ladies get mad as hell</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2907"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/01/0500/2907_2.jpg" alt="French Peep Show"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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