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	<title><![CDATA[Heavy - Contagious: Sith Happens]]></title>
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		<title>Heavy - You Are the Network</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Poking fun at Star Wars nerds, Star Trek nerds and other types of nerds.  You, basically.]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Star Wars San Francisco]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/56489</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The imperial empire has taken over San Francisco.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/56489"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2016/56489.jpg" alt="Star Wars San Francisco"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:51:59 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The imperial empire has taken over San Francisco.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/56489"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2016/56489.jpg" alt="Star Wars San Francisco"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Imperial Stormpacas]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/54565</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>These furry pacas are here to take over your planet</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/54565"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/07/3014/54565.jpg" alt="Imperial Stormpacas"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:45:36 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Imperial Stormpacas]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>These furry pacas are here to take over your planet</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/54565"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/07/3014/54565.jpg" alt="Imperial Stormpacas"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[It's a Trap!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/51739</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Admiral Ackbar lends his famous phrase "It's A Trap" spliced to several movies.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/51739"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/06/2513/51739.jpg" alt="It&#039;s a Trap!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:57:12 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[It's a Trap!]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Admiral Ackbar lends his famous phrase "It's A Trap" spliced to several movies.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/51739"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/06/2513/51739.jpg" alt="It&#039;s a Trap!"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Darth Thriller]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/51053</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Darth Vader and army of stormtroopers dance to thriller.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/51053"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/06/1716/51053.jpg" alt="Darth Thriller"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:55:14 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Darth Thriller]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Darth Vader and army of stormtroopers dance to thriller.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/51053"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/06/1716/51053.jpg" alt="Darth Thriller"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Star Trek vs Star Wars]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/48891</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A satirical battle between the Star Trek Enterprise and Darth Vader's Death Star from Star Wars. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/48891"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2221/48891_4.jpg" alt="Star Trek vs Star Wars"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 21:03:56 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Star Trek vs Star Wars]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A satirical battle between the Star Trek Enterprise and Darth Vader's Death Star from Star Wars. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/48891"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2221/48891_4.jpg" alt="Star Trek vs Star Wars"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stormtrooper Bootcamp]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/48719</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is how bootcamp really goes down in the Empire. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/48719"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2120/48719_2.jpg" alt="Stormtrooper Bootcamp"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 20:05:06 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Stormtrooper Bootcamp]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This is how bootcamp really goes down in the Empire. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/48719"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2120/48719_2.jpg" alt="Stormtrooper Bootcamp"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Interrogation Droid]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/48145</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A satirical look at a deleted Star Wars scene that was animated. Darth Vader interrogates Han Solo with the help of a droid. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/48145"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1602/48145_4.jpg" alt="Interrogation Droid"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Animation</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 02:10:06 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Interrogation Droid]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A satirical look at a deleted Star Wars scene that was animated. Darth Vader interrogates Han Solo with the help of a droid. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/48145"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1602/48145_4.jpg" alt="Interrogation Droid"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Injured Storm Trooper]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/48141</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The empire's too cheap to have a health plan and the Storm Troopers are too dumb to figure out how to help one of their fallen.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/48141"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2015/48141_new_0.jpg" alt="Injured Storm Trooper"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 02:03:50 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Injured Storm Trooper]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The empire's too cheap to have a health plan and the Storm Troopers are too dumb to figure out how to help one of their fallen.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/48141"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2015/48141_new_0.jpg" alt="Injured Storm Trooper"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Deleted Star Wars Scene]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/48139</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is how Anikan really earned the title Darth Vader. May the force, or shall I say, the lust be with you.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/48139"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/48139_new_0.jpg" alt="Deleted Star Wars Scene"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:58:04 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Deleted Star Wars Scene]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This is how Anikan really earned the title Darth Vader. May the force, or shall I say, the lust be with you.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/48139"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/48139_new_0.jpg" alt="Deleted Star Wars Scene"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Empire Strikes Barack]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/47945</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A parody The Empire Strikes Back starring Hillary Clinton as Darth Vader, Barack Obama as Luke Skywalker and Bill Clinton as Senator Palpatine.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47945"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1414/47945.jpg" alt="The Empire Strikes Barack"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 14:48:03 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[The Empire Strikes Barack]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A parody The Empire Strikes Back starring Hillary Clinton as Darth Vader, Barack Obama as Luke Skywalker and Bill Clinton as Senator Palpatine.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47945"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1414/47945.jpg" alt="The Empire Strikes Barack"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ewok Song]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/47711</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Where's the love for the Ewoks? Here is the long overdue tribute to those cute, cuddly heroes of the first Star Wars trilogy in the form of a hilarious aural ode.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47711"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1217/47711.jpg" alt="Ewok Song"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:26:48 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Ewok Song]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Where's the love for the Ewoks? Here is the long overdue tribute to those cute, cuddly heroes of the first Star Wars trilogy in the form of a hilarious aural ode.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47711"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1217/47711.jpg" alt="Ewok Song"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jedi Gym]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/47265</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The Jedi Gym: where fatties go to harness their inner Jedi force.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47265"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0714/47265.jpg" alt="Jedi Gym"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 14:20:46 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Jedi Gym]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The Jedi Gym: where fatties go to harness their inner Jedi force.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47265"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0714/47265.jpg" alt="Jedi Gym"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Star Wars - A New Hope]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40843</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Star Wars meets Saul Bass in this classic 60s style adaptation of the opening credits of everyone's favorite sci-fi saga. Never before has the sith war been so cool! Put on your dancin' shoes and break out your lightsabers cause the big-band is swingin' and the good times are rollin'!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40843"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0513/40843_new_0.jpg" alt="Star Wars - A New Hope"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:40:07 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Star Wars - A New Hope]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Star Wars meets Saul Bass in this classic 60s style adaptation of the opening credits of everyone's favorite sci-fi saga. Never before has the sith war been so cool! Put on your dancin' shoes and break out your lightsabers cause the big-band is swingin' and the good times are rollin'!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40843"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0513/40843_new_0.jpg" alt="Star Wars - A New Hope"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Star Wars According to a 3-Year Old]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40011</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (originally released as Star Wars) is a 1977 space opera film, produced, written, and directed by George Lucas.  Set far in the past, the movie tells the story of a plot against an oppressive Galactic Empire by a group of freedom fighters known as the Rebel Alliance. Seeking to make their authority absolute the Empire has recently completed its ultimate weapon: the Death Star, a moon-sized battle station capable of destroying a planet. Even so, spies have managed to obtain schematic plans of the station in the hope of finding a weakness. Rebel Leader Princess Leia Organa is racing to transport these plans to the rebel base when her ship is attacked and she and the crew are captured by Imperial forces. In a desperate attempt to complete her mission, Leia hides the plans within one of her two servant robots and records a quick message to former military general and rebel sympathizer: Obi-Wan Kenobi. Explaining her circumstances, she begs Kenobi see that the plans are delivered safely to the base. The androids are then launched, in an escape pod, to Obi-Wan's home planet of Tatooine, where they come into the possession of teenaged farmer, Luke Skywalker. The secret message is soon discovered, and Skywalker sets off to locate Kenobi and find a way to help the Princess.  

Frankly, this little girl's recap is a lot more interesting, and more to the point.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40011"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/2514/40011_new_0.jpg" alt="Star Wars According to a 3-Year Old"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:48:12 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (originally released as Star Wars) is a 1977 space opera film, produced, written, and directed by George Lucas.  Set far in the past, the movie tells the story of a plot against an oppressive Galactic Empire by a group of freedom fighters known as the Rebel Alliance. Seeking to make their authority absolute the Empire has recently completed its ultimate weapon: the Death Star, a moon-sized battle station capable of destroying a planet. Even so, spies have managed to obtain schematic plans of the station in the hope of finding a weakness. Rebel Leader Princess Leia Organa is racing to transport these plans to the rebel base when her ship is attacked and she and the crew are captured by Imperial forces. In a desperate attempt to complete her mission, Leia hides the plans within one of her two servant robots and records a quick message to former military general and rebel sympathizer: Obi-Wan Kenobi. Explaining her circumstances, she begs Kenobi see that the plans are delivered safely to the base. The androids are then launched, in an escape pod, to Obi-Wan's home planet of Tatooine, where they come into the possession of teenaged farmer, Luke Skywalker. The secret message is soon discovered, and Skywalker sets off to locate Kenobi and find a way to help the Princess.  

Frankly, this little girl's recap is a lot more interesting, and more to the point.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40011"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/2514/40011_new_0.jpg" alt="Star Wars According to a 3-Year Old"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stormtrooper Webcam]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/38967</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>You ready to get sexed up, Star Wars style?  A Star Wars fan dressed as an imperial stormtrooper flexes his manliness on the world's creepiest webcam.  If you needed yet another reason to think Star Wars nerds belong in a galaxy far far away, here it is.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/38967"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/1317/38967.jpg" alt="Stormtrooper Webcam"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:26:08 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>You ready to get sexed up, Star Wars style?  A Star Wars fan dressed as an imperial stormtrooper flexes his manliness on the world's creepiest webcam.  If you needed yet another reason to think Star Wars nerds belong in a galaxy far far away, here it is.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/38967"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/1317/38967.jpg" alt="Stormtrooper Webcam"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Darth Vader Dances!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/29701</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>July 1st, 2007, Harajuku, Tokyo: two dancers dressed as Darth Vader and an imperial stormtrooper from "Star Wars" head to a local square and start dancing.  Set to the Four Tops 1965 classic "It's the Same Old Song".  Use the soul, Luke.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/29701"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/11/0610/29701.jpg" alt="Darth Vader Dances!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:50:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>July 1st, 2007, Harajuku, Tokyo: two dancers dressed as Darth Vader and an imperial stormtrooper from "Star Wars" head to a local square and start dancing.  Set to the Four Tops 1965 classic "It's the Same Old Song".  Use the soul, Luke.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/29701"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/11/0610/29701.jpg" alt="Darth Vader Dances!"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Legonnium Falcon]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/28887</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>In this stop motion clip, lego brand building blocks slowly come together to assemble a lego Milennium Falcon, the famous spaceship from the George Lucas "Star Wars" series of science ficton movies.  At the end of the clip, the maker takes it out for a test spin in the back yard, where, unfortunately, it does not fly into pieces.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/28887"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/10/2915/28887.jpg" alt="The Legonnium Falcon"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:07:21 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[The Legonnium Falcon]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>In this stop motion clip, lego brand building blocks slowly come together to assemble a lego Milennium Falcon, the famous spaceship from the George Lucas "Star Wars" series of science ficton movies.  At the end of the clip, the maker takes it out for a test spin in the back yard, where, unfortunately, it does not fly into pieces.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/28887"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/10/2915/28887.jpg" alt="The Legonnium Falcon"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Star Wars Neo]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/16333</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The classic Star Wars Kid remixed to be like Neo in The Matrix Reloaded.  Get down and nerdy.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/16333"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/0514/16333.jpg" alt="Star Wars Neo"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:55:23 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Star Wars Neo]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The classic Star Wars Kid remixed to be like Neo in The Matrix Reloaded.  Get down and nerdy.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/16333"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/0514/16333.jpg" alt="Star Wars Neo"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Use The Toast, Luke]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/15319</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A Star Wars light saber: part of this complete breakfast.  If you are as dorky as these guys are, anyway.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/15319"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/1815/15319.jpg" alt="Use The Toast, Luke"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:23:33 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Use The Toast, Luke]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A Star Wars light saber: part of this complete breakfast.  If you are as dorky as these guys are, anyway.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/15319"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/1815/15319.jpg" alt="Use The Toast, Luke"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Binksed!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/15173</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Jar Jar crashes Star Wars costume gala, and boy has he put on a few.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/15173"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/1511/15173.jpg" alt="Binksed!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:37:37 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Party Stabbing]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/7927</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This astonishing home video clearly shows a party-goer getting stabbed.  With a light sabre.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/7927"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/7927_new_0.jpg" alt="Party Stabbing"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:12:08 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This astonishing home video clearly shows a party-goer getting stabbed.  With a light sabre.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/7927"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/7927_new_0.jpg" alt="Party Stabbing"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Yo, Star Wars Raps!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/7039</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Def Star records presents with hot new joint featuring Yo-Da and Notorious D.A.R.T.H., ya heard?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/7039"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/7039_new_0.jpg" alt="Yo, Star Wars Raps!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:21:10 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Def Star records presents with hot new joint featuring Yo-Da and Notorious D.A.R.T.H., ya heard?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/7039"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/7039_new_0.jpg" alt="Yo, Star Wars Raps!"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Darth Vader Pitch]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3958</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>the force of Vader can't compete with that of Orange</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3958"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/3958_new_0.jpg" alt="Darth Vader Pitch"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>the force of Vader can't compete with that of Orange</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3958"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/3958_new_0.jpg" alt="Darth Vader Pitch"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Store Wars]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3918</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Not your everyday trip to the supermarket.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3918"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/3918_new_0.jpg" alt="Store Wars"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Not your everyday trip to the supermarket.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3918"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/3918_new_0.jpg" alt="Store Wars"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fat Star Wars Kid]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3780</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A super-sized jedi in training.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3780"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/3780_new_0.jpg" alt="Fat Star Wars Kid"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A super-sized jedi in training.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3780"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/3780_new_0.jpg" alt="Fat Star Wars Kid"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Yoda's On First]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3763</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>An old comedy routine gets the future treatment in this feel good gem.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3763"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/08/3000/3763_2.jpg" alt="Yoda&#039;s On First"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>An old comedy routine gets the future treatment in this feel good gem.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3763"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/08/3000/3763_2.jpg" alt="Yoda&#039;s On First"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[M&M star wars]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3383</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3383"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/3383_new_0.jpg" alt="M&amp;M star wars"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[star wars matrix]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3102</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>a leaping guerilla never looked so graceful</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3102"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/3102_2.jpg" alt="star wars matrix"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>a leaping guerilla never looked so graceful</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3102"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/3102_2.jpg" alt="star wars matrix"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[a new hope]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3084</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>the next jedi; where does he come from?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3084"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/3084_new_1.jpg" alt="a new hope"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[a new hope]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>the next jedi; where does he come from?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3084"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/3084_new_1.jpg" alt="a new hope"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[SITH r.o.t.b.]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/3011</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Star Wars gets 3-D</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/3011"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/3011_new_0.jpg" alt="SITH r.o.t.b."/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jedi Car]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2987</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>shopping for the perfect jedi car is a strenuous task.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2987"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/2016/2987_new_0.jpg" alt="Jedi Car"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Jedi Car]]></media:title>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jedi Porn Tricks]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2859</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>When a porn shoot goes bad, bust out the Dildo Light Sabers.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2859"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/08/0100/2859_2.jpg" alt="Jedi Porn Tricks"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Jedi Porn Tricks]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>When a porn shoot goes bad, bust out the Dildo Light Sabers.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2859"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/08/0100/2859_2.jpg" alt="Jedi Porn Tricks"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Star Wars Lego]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2820</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>some guys never grew out of playing with toys</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2820"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2820_2.jpg" alt="Star Wars Lego"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Star Wars Lego]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>some guys never grew out of playing with toys</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2820"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2820_2.jpg" alt="Star Wars Lego"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Helmet Chafe]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2463</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>random urine humor</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2463"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2463_2.jpg" alt="Helmet Chafe"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Helmet Chafe]]></media:title>
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		<title><![CDATA[star wars clones]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2406</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Star Wars with special ed kids</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2406"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2406_2.jpg" alt="star wars clones"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[star wars kid 2]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2205</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>this guy musta been a baton-twirler in high school</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2205"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2205_2.jpg" alt="star wars kid 2"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>this guy musta been a baton-twirler in high school</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2205"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2205_2.jpg" alt="star wars kid 2"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tusken Sun]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2184</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>In this wacky redubbed clip, two sand people (from the Star Wars film series) express their true feelings for one another.  No doubt if R2D2 was here, he's make some funny series of bloops that could be construed as a off-handed quip, but maybe next time.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2184"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/2618/2184_new_0.jpg" alt="Tusken Sun"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Tusken Sun]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>In this wacky redubbed clip, two sand people (from the Star Wars film series) express their true feelings for one another.  No doubt if R2D2 was here, he's make some funny series of bloops that could be construed as a off-handed quip, but maybe next time.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2184"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/2618/2184_new_0.jpg" alt="Tusken Sun"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[SITH SYMPHONY]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2170</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>an animated conductor and his jedi sword</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2170"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2170_2.jpg" alt="SITH SYMPHONY"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[SITH SYMPHONY]]></media:title>
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		<title><![CDATA[sith beer wars]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/2025</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>will bud destroy the big rock? watch them blow some sh*t up.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2025"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2025_2.jpg" alt="sith beer wars"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[sith beer wars]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>will bud destroy the big rock? watch them blow some sh*t up.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/2025"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/2025_2.jpg" alt="sith beer wars"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[star wars porn]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1332</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>young jedi learns a lesson in lust</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1332"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/1332_2.jpg" alt="star wars porn"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>young jedi learns a lesson in lust</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1332"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/1332_2.jpg" alt="star wars porn"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[sith scratch]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1178</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This scratcher's a mega star wars dude</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1178"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/1178_2.jpg" alt="sith scratch"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[imperial chopper 2]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/967</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>this boss won't take no for an answer</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/967"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/967_2.jpg" alt="imperial chopper 2"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[young jedi]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/704</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>doesn't realize he has the force</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/704"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/704_2.jpg" alt="young jedi"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[young jedi]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>doesn't realize he has the force</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/704"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/704_2.jpg" alt="young jedi"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[imperial chopper 1]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/502</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>check out the chopper master</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/502"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/502_2.jpg" alt="imperial chopper 1"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>check out the chopper master</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/502"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/502_2.jpg" alt="imperial chopper 1"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[troops]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/617</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>this is a lesson for bad boys, bad boys.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/617"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/617_2.jpg" alt="troops"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[troops]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>this is a lesson for bad boys, bad boys.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/617"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2005/08/0900/617_2.jpg" alt="troops"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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