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THE HEAVY SHOW: Oscar Preview Special!

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:10:40 EST

Oscar night is coming fast, and The Heavy Show is there to give you a sneak peek at the winners of some of the Academy's major awards, including: * Best Actor: George Clooney ("Michael Clayton"), Daniel Day Lewis ("There Will Be Blood") and Tommy Lee Jones ("In the Valley of Elah") * Best Picture: "Attonement", "Ratatouille" and "Epic Movie" lead a stellar pack of nominees * In the Celebritics segment, host of The Heavy Show, Taryn Southern, talks with actress Susan Sarandon about starring alongside - and getting intimate with - Crispin Glover Plus, Taryn Southern reports from the streets of Hollywood, getting Oscar picks from fans deep in the grip of Oscar fever. Can she find a cure before it's too late?

"The Hottie and the Nottie" for Best Picture?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:50:46 EST

Blood and milkshakes, grown-up Goonies and pregnancy prevention tips? It must be Oscar Preview time.

THE HEAVY SHOW: Ozzy and Amy, Snoop, Writers' Strike

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:17:39 EST

This week on The Heavy Show, The Osbournes get a new Grammy-snorting daughter, Snoop Dogg announces his candidacy for Presnizzle, and the writers quit striking (but they're still not writing). Host Taryn Southern reports. * After three years, the MTV hit show "The Osbournes" has returned! And you'll never guess which Grammy-winning British singer is moving in with Ozzy. * In the Celebritics segment, host of The Heavy Show, Taryn Southern, talks with Snoop Dogg about universal healthcare, medical marijuana and partying with Bill "Bubba" Clinton * With the writers strike now over, Taryn Southern takes an in-depth look at the broken lives of Hollywood television writers, and the harrowing war tales from The Strike

There's More to Celebrity Gossip Than Britney

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:16:44 EST

With Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse on the road to recovery, neither has been very embarrassing lately. Thankfully, there are other celebrities in the world - if you can believe that - and this celebrity round up includes hot stories such as: * Why Kanye West should watch his back around Vince Gill * Baron Hilton (brother of Paris Hilton) and his DUI arrest * Jane Fonda dropping the "C-word" on the Today Show Yeah, it's just not the same without Britney, is it.

If Magazines Could Talk

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:56:47 EST

Her copies of Vogue, Glamour and Us dish on men, fashion and sex. That is, until their boyfriends The New Yorker, Men's Health and The Weekly World News arrive. Shocking secrets will be revealed! Read all about it.

FOREIGN FILTH: Penelope and Scarlett Lesbionics

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:41:38 EST

What have those filthy, filthy foreigners been up to this week? * Paul McCartney and the one-legged Heather Mills are back in divorce court, where Mills admits she cheated on the Beatle with a man who found her stumps "orgasmic" * Pete Doherty - ex- of the Libertines and Kate Moss - is now charging $200 to perform at birthday parties. That's $5,999,800 off of Celine Dion's going rate * The ultimate woman, Penelope Cruz, is to partake in a love scene with the other ultimate woman, Scarlett Johanssen, in the only place in the world where no one will see it: in an upcoming Woody Allen movie * This week in Amy Winehouse: hugs and awards! * British "glamour" model Jordan wants to sell her reduce her breast size from G to C, and sell the removed implants for $2 million Plus, too naked for Brazil's Carnival? Turns out it *is* possible. Stay filthy.

The Lonely Paparazzo, In Pursuit of Spears

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:19:50 EST

In the world of celebrity photography, the quest for the perfect picture never ends. Experience the dark journey, the cold hours of waiting outside a Rite Aid, the struggle and the heartache of one lonely paparazzo as he attempts to capture the ultimate upskirt photo of Britney Spears.

THE HEAVY SHOW: Super Bowl Ad Spectacular

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:48:26 EST

The New York Giants 17-14 upset over the previously undefeated New England Patriots wasn't the only thing making waves after the Super Bowl. This week, The Heavy Show, starring host Taryn Southern, brings you a recap of Super Bowl XLII's most talked-about commercials, including: * The Heavy Show talking baby with some weird things on its little mind * A very lucky talking stain on Taryn's dress * Candid reactions to the Richard Simmons ad * What Adriana Lima's sexy Victoria's Secret ad is really saying * The vaguely fascist Underarmor commercial * The not-so-vaguely racist ads featuring panda bears with stereotypical Asian accents * The Pepsi commercial sucking Justin Timberlake all over town * The creepiest anti-drug commercial yet * The Coca-cola ad featuring Stewie Griffin and Underdog Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons fighting over a Coca-Cola hot air balloon, eventually won by Charlie Brown from Peanuts, analyzed

Eli Manning Drunk Dials Again

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:40:39 EST

Eli Manning's drunk and back on the phone. This time, he calls up Gisele Bundchen, supermodel girlfriend of losing Super Bowl QB Tom Brady. Manning's the new MVP of drunk dialing.

FOREIGN FILTH: Brazilian Buttocks, Botoxed Boobies

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:00:13 EST

Foreign Filth spans the globe this edition - courtesy of a new German airline for nudists - to bring your your weekly dose of dirty, dirty, celebrity gossip from filthy, filthy foreigners. This week: * Learn why Nicole Kidman's increased breast size has her smiling * Victoria Beckham (a.k.a. Posh Spice) pulls the plug on the Spice Girl reunion to become a fashion designer * Olga Kurylenko reveals her love of strip clubs and pole dancing * See footage of a cockpit striptease by a flight attendant on a French airline Plus, get a sneak preview of Brazil's Carnival.

THE HEAVY SHOW: Britney, Winehouse, Rambo

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:18:07 EST

Each week, The Heavy Show, starring host Taryn Southern, brings you news and views on the hottest stories in entertainment, including: * Rambo star Sylvester "Sly" Stallone comes out in favor of HGH (Human Growth Hormone) in an interview with Time Magazine * Reports that Britney Spears contributes over $100 million to the US economy * The FDA rules that cloned meat is safe for consumption * In the "Celebritics" segment, Taryn Southern interviews Britney Spears' paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib to get his thoughts on cloning * Competing dance movies "Step Up 2" and "How She Move" enter theaters Plus, in an effort to boost ratings, Britney Spears puts the "Brit" in Brit-Brit as she goes up against Brit Amy Winehouse on the new season of American Idol, starring Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and the guy who used to be in Journey.

Crazy Britney

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:20:16 EST

Britney Spears has gone crazy. She's been committed to a mental hospital and there just isn't any light at the end of the tunnel. Oh wait there is... Dr. Phil is back with some more advice to help Brit Brit get her life back on track.

Pruane2Forever Reviews Rambo

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:05:11 EST

Pruane2Forever went to see Rambo, the new movie that came out on Friday, and it was really good ... way better than he thought. He hasn't seen that many Rambos (just the 3rd and the new one), so he doesn't know if it's as good as Rambo or Rambo 2, but he thought it was pretty good. There's heads getting blown off, and blood and violence. It was great. 5 out of 5 stars.

FOREIGN FILTH: British bosoms, Bond babes

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:22:22 EST

Foreign Filth is your weekly dose of dirty, dirty, celebrity gossip from filthy, filthy foreigners. This week: * Meet the new Bond girls, Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton * New Zealand's recent ban on male Borat-style (slingshot) bikinis * Victoria Beckham (a.k.a. Posh Spice) posing nude for a charity photo shoot, following in the naked footsteps of Wynona Ryder, Dita Von Teese and Selma Blair * In Amy Winehouse news, the British soul singer was caught on video smoking crack * Angela Bismarchi, Brazil's newest plastic surgery addict, who is prepares for her 42nd operation in hopes of having Japanese-looking eyes * Plus, Foreign Filth takes a good long look at the increasing size of British bosoms!

Hey, Hollywood! Just Say "No!"

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:39:11 EST

Tinseltown celebrities are deep in the grip of drug addiction, and it's no longer just the usual suspects like LiLo and Brit-Brit. See who else has just been saying "yes, yes, YES!"

Barack Obama Dating Video

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:12:48 EST

In this spoofy clip from 5432Films, newly discovered footage of a young Barack Obama from the "Connect You!" video dating service provides insight into the presidential candidate's character. Watch the single, strapping senator, currently embroiled in an intense race with Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and Bill Richardson for the Democratic Party's 2008 Presidential Nominee, as he searches for love with a lady "proud and free, with expansive national parks and big ol' ..."

SUNDANCE 90210: L.A. Invades Utah

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:12:51 EST

The Heavy Show invades Utah for the Sundance Film Festival ... and for host Taryn Southern, it's all about the swag! Taryn takes you on a tour of of Sundance's premier swag spots, to pick up some condoms, winter hat and trusty boots. Plus, along the way she gets interviews with some major stars, including: * Method Man - founding member of the Wu-Tang Clan and star of "How High", making is first trip to Sundance * Ian Zeiring - former star of "Beverly Hills: 90210" who also played himself in the Keira Knightley bounty hunter movie "Domino" * Lea Thompson - star of "Back To The Future" * Kevin Sorbo - star of "Hercules", the television series * Rex Lee - assistant to Jeremy Pivin in "Entourage" * Also, Kerr Smith from "Dawson's Creek" and Mischa Barton's ex-boyfriend Cicso Adler. Lastly, if you aren't a celebrity and you are thinking about visiting Sundance next year, get a first-hand glimpse what your experience will probably be like: caramel apples for dinner, trips on the city bus and parties you have no chance of getting in to.

FOREIGN FILTH: Kate Moss Orgy, Liz Hurly Stiffs God

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:46:11 EST

Foreign Filth is your weekly dose of dirty, dirty, celebrity gossip from filthy, filthy foreigners. This week: * A close-up look at Kate Moss' birthday party, which featured, booze, cocaine and a 4-way orgy at London's prestigious Dorchester Hotel * Kate Moss's ex- Pete Doherty rumored lovechild with the daughter of a Manchester United coach * Liz Hurley's refusal to donate 1000 pounds to the church that held her recent wedding * Amy Winehouse enjoys some McNuggets and dipping sauce at a local McDonald's. Find out what Londoners think about it! Plus, meet some sexy Irish flight attendants and see a hero pilot who likes to put licorice in his a*s!

Australian Party Teen Takes Off Sunglasses!

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:22:21 EST

He was the Australian Teen who threw the most amazing party in history. Yet refused to apologize, or take off his sunglasses. You're about to find out why.

I Am Taryn Southern

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:15:08 EDT

THE HEAVY SHOW is Heavy.com's pop culture and entertainment review show. Each week, THE HEAVY SHOW brings you spoofs, skits and hilarious coverage of the biggest names and stories in Hollywood, entertainment, news and pop culture, as well as the most talked-about videos on the web. Keep watching this channel for the latest dirt, gossip, stories and 411 in entertainment and pop culture. Host Taryn Southern was first introduced to the public in 2004, when she made American Idol season three's Top 50. Her biggest claim to fame (outside hosting THE HEAVY SHOW) is a music video entitled "Hott4Hill" that first appeared on the web July 2, 2007. Taryn Southern is looking "rock and roll" in a sleeveless vintage Rolling Stones t-shirt.

Lindsay Lohan Services the Community Morgue

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:51:22 EST

On August 23, 2007, Lindsay Lohan was ordered to serve one day in jail and 10 days community service for both her DUI arrests. In addition, she was made to complete a three-day county coroner program, during which she visited a morgue to see victims of drunk driving. And 3 Ft. Deep's Kristy Webb was there! In this clip, see her interview with the doctor who gave Lindsay the tour. Could the morgue be the new hot spot?

An Open Letter to Britney Spears

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:03:06 EST

An open letter from a former fan who misses having fantasies about Britney Spears. Never mind the emotional meltdowns, cold sores and boyfriends with whack facial hair ... we just want the old Brit-Brit back!

Eli Manning, Drunk Dialing

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:05:41 EST

Eli Manning, quarterback of the New York Giants (who advanced to the NFC Championship game after defeating Tony Romo's Dallas Cowboys) calls his older brother, Peyton Manning (the Indianapolis Colt QB who threw interceptions in a stunning 28-24 loss to the San Diego Chargers), to offer his sympathies ... drunk. Unfortunately, Eli has had a few victory drinks, and can't help but gloat just a little, perhaps for the first time in his career. Good thing Peyton doesn't pick up the phone.

THE HEAVY SHOW: Mary J. Juiced, Xtina and Richie Give Birth

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:53:20 EST

Does your "bucket list" include checking out this week's episode of The Heavy Show starring Taryn Southern? If so, then you'll get to see: * Celebrity babies, including Nicole Richie's daughter Harlow, and Christina Aguilera's son Max, who were both born within 24 hours of each other, in the same hospital * The impressive box office performance of "The Bucket List," starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, directed by Rob Reiner * Wide receiver Terrell Owens ("T.O.") crying after the Dallas Cowboys NFC play-off loss to the New York Giants * Steroid and performance-enhancing drug scandals surrounding entertainers 50 Cent, Tyler Perry, Wyclef Jean and Mary J. Blige, who is featured in this week's "Celebretics" segment * Eva Longoria (who is dating guard from the NBA Champion San Antonio Spurs Tony Parker) and her advice for Jessica Simpson (who is dating quarterback from the play-off losing Dallas Cowboys Tony Romo) Plus, hear samples from Val Kilmer's flailing attempt at a music career!

CAMPAIGN 2008: Barack Obama Interview

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:41:35 EST

Barack Obama is the junior United States Senator from Illinois and a leading candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 presidential election, with his main competition being New York State Senator Hilary Clinton. He is the fifth African American Senator in U.S. history, the third to have been popularly elected, and the only African American currently serving in the U.S. Senate. Since announcing his presidential campaign in February 2007, Obama has emphasized ending the Iraq War, increasing energy independence, and providing universal health care as major priorities. In this faux-interview, Heavy's political correspondent Reinhold Meyers interviews Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama in this special episode of The Heavy Show: Campaign Edition, even though he thinks Democrats are sissies and cowards.

CAMPAIGN 2008: John McCain Interview

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:34:21 EST

John McCain is the senior United States Senator from Arizona and a candidate for the G.O.P. nomination in the 2008 presidential election. McCain ran for the party nomination in the 2000 presidential election, but was defeated by George W. Bush after closely contested battles in several early primary states. In the 2008 presidential election, he was an early front-runner, but suffered a near collapse of his campaign in mid-2007 due to financial issues and his support for comprehensive immigration reform. In late 2007 he staged a comeback, and as of January 2008 was one of the leaders in the race again. In this faux-interview, Heavy's political correspondent Vivian McConnell interviews New Hampshire Republican primary winner John McCain in this Campaign Edition of The Heavy Show, as he talks about kicking Mitt Romney's butt, and his plan to remain in office for at least 1000 years.

FOREIGN FILTH: Bond-age Girl Olga and more!

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:18:32 EST

Foreign Filth is your weekly dose of dirty, dirty, celebrity gossip from filthy, filthy foreigners. This week: * The late Princess Diana is called a "whore" for messing around with "f-ing Muslim men," by her own mother * Olga Kurlyenko, the latest Bong girl, enjoys a starring role in X-rated French bondage flick "The Serpent" * Amy Winehouse goes from black beehive to bleach blonde * A male fan throws his underpants at Victoria Beckham (a.k.a. Posh Spice) at a Spice Girls concert * Kate Moss demands a "spiritual divorce" and a Buddhist annulment from troubled rock-star Pete Doherty * Czech supermodel and tsunami survivor Petra Nemcova named spokes model for a lingerie company

What's On Your Bucket List?

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:16:23 EST

Two guys who love "The Bucket List" discuss what's on their bucket list: a whole lot of "Bucket List."

The Heavy Show at the Golden Globes!

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:28:48 EST

On January 7, 2008 it was announced that, due to the 2007-08 Writers Guild of America strike, the 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards would not be telecast live. The ceremony was faced with a threat by actors to boycott the ceremony rather than cross picket lines and by striking writers threatening to picket the event. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association which hosts the Golden Globes and NBC were forced to adopt another approach for the broadcast. In this spoofy clip, The Heavy Show host Taryn Southern brings you all the action from the red carpet at the 2008 Golden Globes. Including sightings of non-scripted television's biggest stars, including Including Sarah Kozer ("Joe Millionaire"), Jenn Hoffman ("The Apprentice"), Puck Rainey ("The Real World"), Victoria and Jonathan from "The Amazing Race," Nate Gonzalez ("Survivor"), Josh Herman ("Beauty and the Geek"), Jeff Pickel ("America's Most Smartest Model"), as well as Juan the gardener, a FedEx truck full of ballots, and in a memorable guest-starring role, gossip columnist Perez Hilton, with his lovable pooch, Teddy.

The Tom Cruise Scientology Video!

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:59:10 EST

See highlights from the world's most talked-about video, as the world's most famous Scientologist, Tom Cruise, known for his roles in "Risky Business," "Mission: Impossible" (whose theme song can be heard looped throughout the piece) and jumping on Oprah Winfrey's couch, talks about all the virtues of Scientology as he accepts their first-ever Freedom Medal of Valor from Scientolgy's supreme leader, Commander David Miscavige. In this incredible video, Tom Cruise explains how Scientologists are "the authorities on the mind", the only people that can really help bring peace and effectively change people's lives; how Scientologists are the one group truly able to get people off drugs and rehabilitate criminals, and see the world for its glorious complexity. Iroincally, the Scientology sermon by Cruise has hit the Web the same week that Princess Diana biographer Andrew Morton's controversial new book, "Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography", hits bookstores. Morton's central claim is that Cruise is essentially the Church of Scientology's 2nd in command, or at the very least, that Cruise is central to the organization's marketing efforts. It also claims that Tom is merely a surrogate father to his daughter with Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise.

Death on Vacation

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:50:37 EST

In an exclusive interview, the Grim Reaper takes a few minutes from his vacation to tell Brent Wonder what he has planned for the next few months.

Beehives Anonymous

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:09:10 EST

If Amy Winehouse can summon the strength to just say 'no' to her beehive, you can too. Take a look at the dark, painful world of rehabbing beehive-aholics.

THE HEAVY SHOW: Britney, Lindsay, Hillary and Barack

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:12:35 EST

Britney whipping and beating? The Heavy Show reveals what trouble Spears is cooking up, as well as the latest in Hollywood gossip, including: * The flexible and adventurous Lindsay Lohan returns home from her boy tour of Italy * Actors threaten to boycott the upcoming Golden Globes ceremonies in support of the the striking Writers Guild * Taryn Southern gives you the Top 5 Heavy Show predictions for 2008! Expect more starlet babies, more scientology and more "2 Girls 1 Cup" * In a special Campaign Edition of the "Celebritics" segment, Taryn Southern interviews Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama, John Edwards and Bill Richardson, or at least tries to Plus in a show of solidarity with Late Night host David Letterman, Taryn Southern has grown a beard!

CELEBRITICS: Barack, Clinton, Edwards and Richardson

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:17:45 EST

Democratic presidential candidates Hillary Clinton's stunning victory in the New Hampshire primary is the talk of the nation. In a USA Today/Gallup poll taken the day before the primaries, Barack Obama had a 13 point lead over Clinton. Possible explanations for the upset include the emotional interview of Hillary Clinton the day before the primary (similar to the "Dean Scream"), which resulted in tears before a field of female supporters. Another theory: Independent voters, expecting an easy victory for Obama, instead switched to the Republican ballot and voted for John McCain over Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson and Rudy Giuliani. In the wake of this stunning turnaround, Taryn Southern interviews Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama, John Edwards and Bill Richardson. Or at least tries to.

FOREIGN FILTH: Jodie Marsh, Posh Beckham, and New Bond Girls

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:38:16 EST

Foreign Filth is your weekly dose of dirty, dirty, celebrity gossip from filthy, filthy, foreigners. This week: * David Beckham confesses he'd let friends see his wife Victoria Beckham naked (a.k.a. "Posh Spice") * French President Nicolas Sarkozy is dating Carla Bruni, an Italian supermodel formerly romantically linked with Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger and Donald Trump * Singer of 80s rock band The Proclaimers ("500 Miles") Charlie Reid caught having a threesome with two chubby female fans * Meet the latest James Bond girl, Ukrainian model Olga Kurylenko * English model, former "Celebrity Big Brother" contestant, and famed breast-implant recipient Jodie Marsh's preference for dogs over men

Deranged Psychopath Fitness Program!

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:46:11 EST

What's the best way to lose those extra pounds? The Deranged Psychopath Fitness Program! Pay a paroled psychopath to chase you, so you can drop that weight -- fast!

2008 Things You HAVE To Do In 2008!

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:21:41 EST

Kyle, The Style Guy-le fills you in the 2008 things you just HAVE to try in 2008!

3Ft Deep:WEBB COMMENTS: Celebrity Resolutions 2008

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:07:41 EST

There's nothing like the anonymity of web blogging to bring out the best in everyone. The Heavy Show's Kristy Webb responds to viewer comments on Spears, Lohan and more of this year's gossip.

CASEY & JAMIE LYNN: "Dark New Year"

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:13:01 EST

Is C-ALD the new K-FED? On December 18, 2007, it was announced in an article in OK! Magazine that 16-year old Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears' younger sister and star of Nickelodeon series "Zoey 101," was 12 weeks pregnant. Spears claims the father of her unborn child is Casey Aldridge, 18, her longtime boyfriend. The Heavy Show's own satirical pop culture song writer, Red Rocket, sings about Casey's strange way to ring in the '08 with hick-hop tune "Dark New Year."

THE HEAVY SHOW: What to Get Your Man

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:31:04 EST

The Heavy Show's Taryn Southern gives you a Heavy-style gift guide for the man in your life. Don't even think about jingle-boobs, cologne ("man perfume"), a baby, or a gym membership. Instead, try these on for size: * "The Big Lebowski" gift set, including the special edition DVD! * A sledgehammer! Perfect for, you know, smashing crap! * The Swiss Army Gagdet, complete with flat-screen tv, leather coach, beer wench and much more. Plus, see how the gift of Taryn Southern wearing nothing but a red bow and a sledgehammer goes over with the crew of The Heavy Show.

THE HEAVY SHOW: Gifts For Your Lady

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:26:46 EST

Your host, Blair Herter, gives you a Heavy-style way to help spread holiday cheer with this gift guide for the special lady in your life. Take notes: * Photos of yourself? Sure. Photos of yourself naked? No. * See-thru mini-skirts? Uh, no. Just because Japanese girls wear them, doesn't mean your girl wants to. * Money? No. Depending on when you give it to her, it may even be illegal. * Something erotic, massaging and vibrating? A foot massager it is! * Miss mix tapes? Your girl does too. Make a special playlist! Sweet, and cheap! Plus, see how Heavy Show host Taryn Southern likes her gift of slinky lingerie.

HEAVY SHOW EXTRA: Fratastic

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:30:13 EST

Is the daily grind getting you down? Hillary Bushkill and Richard Phorskin give you a dose of the Greek life with Fratastic, the groundbreaking self-help series of DVDs from the Heavy Show and "American Pie Beta House." Real frat dudes give you real-life lessons you need to become truly ... fratastic!

I Am Taryn Southern

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:15:08 EDT

FRAN ON FILM: A Christmas Carol

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:49:42 EST

The Heavy Show presents Fran on Film, a real man's movie review column. This week, Fran gives you his man-ssessment of the pre-historic holiday murder-mystery "A Christmas Carol." Fran reviews a version starring George Clooney with a twist ending that will leave you floored, at least if you are Fran. Along with "Fred Claus" and "Mr. Magorium's Magic Emporium," at least one version of "A Christmas Carol" is a holiday must-see!

2007: A Year To Love

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:51:57 EST

Relive all the biggest pop cultural events of 2007 ... as a romantic comedy! Who will be able to resist tearing up with such touching dialog focusing on 2007's greatest technological advances (such as the iPhone and Hi-Def), political hot-button issues (such as Al Gore's efforts to raise awareness of global warming, and the resignations of Karl Rove and Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez), pop culture's strangest icons (including Tila Tequila, the gay Harry Potter wizard, Kim Kardashian's sex tape) and much much more? This beautiful love story will make you laugh and cry like no other year-in-review, but don't take our word for it! See what these faux reviews have to say! "Four stars!" - Daily Variety "Two Thumbs Up!" - Ebert and Roeper "What?" - The Hollywood Reporter

I Am Taryn Southern

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:15:08 EDT

Year in Review 2007

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:07:50 EST

It's the end of 2007 and time to look back over the year. We get a very special visit from Lindsay Lohan's Vajosephat. He counts down the top 5 celebrities of 2007. Find out who made the list.

A Tribute To Those About To Leave Us in 2008

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:51:45 EST

Join us as we pay loving tribute to those who will be passing on in 2008.

Crazy Lady is Coming!

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:12:25 EDT

2007 in 60 Seconds!

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:22:52 EST

3 Ft. Deep's Kristy Webb and her co-hose Charlie Sanders give you a 60-second wrap up of all the major news events of 2007, including (listed in order of legibility): NEWS: Scooter Libby, the Chinese Toy Recall, first ever YouTube debates, others WEATHER: heat waves, something about Mozambique, California wildfires, Northern European flooding SPORTS: Boston Red Sox, Indianapolis Colts, San Antonio Spurs, Anaheim Ducks, Joey Chestnut (Coney Island hot dog eating champ) ENTERTAINMENT: Forrest Whittaker, Helen Mirren, everybody and everything from "Departed" REHAB STINTS: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, many others BREAKUPS: Hulk and Linda Hogan, Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, many others See you in 2008!