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	<title><![CDATA[Heavy - Contagious: WTF Theater]]></title>
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		<title>Heavy - You Are the Network</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[You can watch, but you'll never understand.]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Russian Strongman Contest]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/47635</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Not just strength, but contortion, piercing themselves with meat skewers and even lifting a lady in a chair with their teeth - it's the Russian Strongman Contest from Moscow.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47635"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1317/47635_new_0.jpg" alt="Russian Strongman Contest"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 06:01:56 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Not just strength, but contortion, piercing themselves with meat skewers and even lifting a lady in a chair with their teeth - it's the Russian Strongman Contest from Moscow.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47635"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1317/47635_new_0.jpg" alt="Russian Strongman Contest"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Conjoined Twins Country Song]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/47713</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A country ditty by the (free) wheelin' half of this set of conjoined twins is fittingly called "Fear of Being Alone." The other one is just along for the ride.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47713"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1217/47713.jpg" alt="Conjoined Twins Country Song"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:30:54 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A country ditty by the (free) wheelin' half of this set of conjoined twins is fittingly called "Fear of Being Alone." The other one is just along for the ride.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47713"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1217/47713.jpg" alt="Conjoined Twins Country Song"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Man Eats Glass]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/47627</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A man in India has developed an unusual taste for eating glass. Mmmm! crunchy.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47627"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1317/47627_new_0.jpg" alt="Man Eats Glass"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 04:42:19 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A man in India has developed an unusual taste for eating glass. Mmmm! crunchy.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47627"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1317/47627_new_0.jpg" alt="Man Eats Glass"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Face-Pulling Competition ]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/47355</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The historic Gurning Competition: extreme face-pulling action from the 1960s.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47355"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0812/47355.jpg" alt="Face-Pulling Competition "/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 12:50:18 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Face-Pulling Competition ]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The historic Gurning Competition: extreme face-pulling action from the 1960s.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47355"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0812/47355.jpg" alt="Face-Pulling Competition "/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sideshow School]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/47765</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Students at the Coney Island Sideshow School learn how to eat fire, shove a nail up their nose, swallow swords and escape from a straitjacket while hanging upside-down. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47765"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1310/47765.jpg" alt="Sideshow School"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Travel</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 10:27:55 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Sideshow School]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Travel</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Students at the Coney Island Sideshow School learn how to eat fire, shove a nail up their nose, swallow swords and escape from a straitjacket while hanging upside-down. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47765"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1310/47765.jpg" alt="Sideshow School"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mating Call Championships]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/47029</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Can you hear the deer? It's the Stag Mating Call World Championships.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47029"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0608/47029.jpg" alt="Mating Call Championships"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 08:37:43 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Mating Call Championships]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Can you hear the deer? It's the Stag Mating Call World Championships.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47029"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0608/47029.jpg" alt="Mating Call Championships"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Eating Giant Larva]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46707</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Bear Grylls eats a frighteningly large beetle larva in this clip from Discovery's Man Vs. Wild. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46707"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0715/46707_new_0.jpg" alt="Eating Giant Larva"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Animals</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 15:17:11 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Eating Giant Larva]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Animals</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Bear Grylls eats a frighteningly large beetle larva in this clip from Discovery's Man Vs. Wild. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46707"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0715/46707_new_0.jpg" alt="Eating Giant Larva"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fat Ed's Guide To Metal]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/47141</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Get schooled in heavy metal music by Fat Ed, a headbanging sock puppet.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47141"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0617/47141.jpg" alt="Fat Ed&#039;s Guide To Metal"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 17:32:37 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Fat Ed's Guide To Metal]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Get schooled in heavy metal music by Fat Ed, a headbanging sock puppet.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/47141"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0617/47141.jpg" alt="Fat Ed&#039;s Guide To Metal"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[India Baby Toss]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46909</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Indian parents have been dropping babies off a 50 foot Muslim shrine in Solapur, India for the past 500 years.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46909"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0216/46909_new_0.jpg" alt="India Baby Toss"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 16:06:58 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Indian parents have been dropping babies off a 50 foot Muslim shrine in Solapur, India for the past 500 years.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46909"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0216/46909_new_0.jpg" alt="India Baby Toss"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Train Dodge]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46717</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>An intrepid (and not-so-quick) daredevil barely avoids being windshield spatter on a fast-approaching train.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46717"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0115/46717.jpg" alt="Train Dodge"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 15:27:34 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Train Dodge]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>An intrepid (and not-so-quick) daredevil barely avoids being windshield spatter on a fast-approaching train.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46717"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0115/46717.jpg" alt="Train Dodge"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Church Group Sir Mix-a-lot]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46691</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Who says youth group kids aren't hip? "Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her bible. It is SO big."</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46691"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0114/46691.jpg" alt="Church Group Sir Mix-a-lot"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 14:27:03 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Church Group Sir Mix-a-lot]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Who says youth group kids aren't hip? "Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her bible. It is SO big."</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46691"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0114/46691.jpg" alt="Church Group Sir Mix-a-lot"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Odditorium]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46327</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Shrunken heads, sword-swallowers and more. Step right in for Ripley's Believe It or Not! Odditorium.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46327"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/3014/46327_new_0.jpg" alt="Odditorium"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:39:35 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Odditorium]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Shrunken heads, sword-swallowers and more. Step right in for Ripley's Believe It or Not! Odditorium.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46327"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/3014/46327_new_0.jpg" alt="Odditorium"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tower Made of Human Teeth]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46173</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Meet the dentist who's made an 8-foot tower out of human teeth.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46173"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/3013/46173_new_0.jpg" alt="Tower Made of Human Teeth"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:53:40 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Tower Made of Human Teeth]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Meet the dentist who's made an 8-foot tower out of human teeth.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46173"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/3013/46173_new_0.jpg" alt="Tower Made of Human Teeth"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Eyeball Pop-Out]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46161</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Jordanian comedian Abdullah Al-Basri has the bizarre ability to push his eyeballs out of their sockets.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46161"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/3013/46161_new_0.jpg" alt="Eyeball Pop-Out"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:25:08 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Eyeball Pop-Out]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Jordanian comedian Abdullah Al-Basri has the bizarre ability to push his eyeballs out of their sockets.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46161"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/3013/46161_new_0.jpg" alt="Eyeball Pop-Out"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Japan Subway Cram]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46103</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Talk about a lack of personal space - the Japanese get packed into a subway as if it were a can of sardines.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46103"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/2316/46103.jpg" alt="Japan Subway Cram"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:52:11 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Japan Subway Cram]]></media:title>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Talk about a lack of personal space - the Japanese get packed into a subway as if it were a can of sardines.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46103"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/2316/46103.jpg" alt="Japan Subway Cram"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Motorized Tool Shed]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/45743</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A very unusual mode of transportation. Trim the hedges while cruising the streets.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/45743"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/2211/45743_new_0.jpg" alt="Motorized Tool Shed"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Cars</category>
				<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:59:54 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/45743"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/2211/45743_new_0.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Motorized Tool Shed]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Cars</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A very unusual mode of transportation. Trim the hedges while cruising the streets.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/45743"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/2211/45743_new_0.jpg" alt="Motorized Tool Shed"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dancing Inmates-Gloria]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/45093</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>What's worse than being sentenced to a Filipino prison? Being sentenced to a Filipino prison at which the guards force you to dance to disco hits. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/45093"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/1414/45093.jpg" alt="Dancing Inmates-Gloria"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/45093</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:22:31 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/45093"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/1414/45093.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Dancing Inmates-Gloria]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>What's worse than being sentenced to a Filipino prison? Being sentenced to a Filipino prison at which the guards force you to dance to disco hits. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/45093"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/1414/45093.jpg" alt="Dancing Inmates-Gloria"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Marshmallow Eating Game ]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/45327</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>From one of the funniest games show in Japan - two teams have to eat strings of marshmallows with huge rubber bands strung across their faces. Japanese TV is hysterical!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/45327"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/1618/45327_1.jpg" alt="Marshmallow Eating Game "/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/45327</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:37:11 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/45327"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/1618/45327_1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Marshmallow Eating Game ]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>From one of the funniest games show in Japan - two teams have to eat strings of marshmallows with huge rubber bands strung across their faces. Japanese TV is hysterical!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/45327"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/1618/45327_1.jpg" alt="Marshmallow Eating Game "/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Marshmallow Eating Game , </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Little Amy Winehouse (part 3)]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/44597</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>She won't go to rehab, no. But she will dance with the creepy gimp.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/44597"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0914/44597.jpg" alt="Little Amy Winehouse (part 3)"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/44597</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:24:53 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/44597"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0914/44597.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Little Amy Winehouse (part 3)]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>She won't go to rehab, no. But she will dance with the creepy gimp.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/44597"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0914/44597.jpg" alt="Little Amy Winehouse (part 3)"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Aikido Push Ups]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/44561</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Griffiths demonstrates difficult Aikido push ups as they were done under Kenshiro Abbe Sensei in the 1950s. They are still a part of the exercises at all the Ellis Schools of Traditional Aikido in the UK and USA.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/44561"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0910/44561.jpg" alt="Aikido Push Ups"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/44561</guid>
				<category>Sports</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:49:12 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/44561"></media:player>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Aikido Push Ups]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Sports</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Griffiths demonstrates difficult Aikido push ups as they were done under Kenshiro Abbe Sensei in the 1950s. They are still a part of the exercises at all the Ellis Schools of Traditional Aikido in the UK and USA.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/44561"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0910/44561.jpg" alt="Aikido Push Ups"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Little Amy Winehouse (part 2)]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/44595</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This little person likes to spend his time dressing up like Amy Winehouse and lip syncing. She (he) is so utterly fabulous and disturbing at once, it's difficult to look away.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/44595"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0914/44595.jpg" alt="Little Amy Winehouse (part 2)"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/44595</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:21:24 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/44595"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0914/44595.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Little Amy Winehouse (part 2)]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This little person likes to spend his time dressing up like Amy Winehouse and lip syncing. She (he) is so utterly fabulous and disturbing at once, it's difficult to look away.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/44595"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0914/44595.jpg" alt="Little Amy Winehouse (part 2)"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Models Race in Stilettos]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/43995</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Models try to sprint in high heels, as part of Berlin's "Stiletto Run" organized by Glamour magazine. Funny, dangerous, and quite bizarre.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43995"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0409/43995.jpg" alt="Models Race in Stilettos"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/43995</guid>
				<category>Girls</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:10:08 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/43995"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0409/43995.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Models Race in Stilettos]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Girls</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Models try to sprint in high heels, as part of Berlin's "Stiletto Run" organized by Glamour magazine. Funny, dangerous, and quite bizarre.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43995"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0409/43995.jpg" alt="Models Race in Stilettos"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bizarre Soccer Mascot Race]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/43873</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A bizarre soccer mascot race involving squirrels, hippos and giant dogs. Welcome to the UK's Mascot Grand National.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43873"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0309/43873.jpg" alt="Bizarre Soccer Mascot Race"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/43873</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:28:43 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/43873"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0309/43873.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Bizarre Soccer Mascot Race]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A bizarre soccer mascot race involving squirrels, hippos and giant dogs. Welcome to the UK's Mascot Grand National.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43873"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0309/43873.jpg" alt="Bizarre Soccer Mascot Race"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[White House Levitation]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/43651</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>An extraordinary illusion where Dutch magician Wouter Bijdendijk levitates in front of the White House.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43651"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0111/43651.jpg" alt="White House Levitation"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/43651</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:32:20 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0111/43651.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[White House Levitation]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>An extraordinary illusion where Dutch magician Wouter Bijdendijk levitates in front of the White House.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43651"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0111/43651.jpg" alt="White House Levitation"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Midget Hillary For President (part 2)]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/43105</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The cross-dressing Latino midget is at it again in this clip of him/her rocking out with a masked man.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43105"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2714/43105.jpg" alt="Midget Hillary For President (part 2)"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/43105</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:50:01 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/43105"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2714/43105.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Midget Hillary For President (part 2)]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The cross-dressing Latino midget is at it again in this clip of him/her rocking out with a masked man.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43105"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2714/43105.jpg" alt="Midget Hillary For President (part 2)"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[chicken noodle soup]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/4516</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>sponsored by HARLEM! stand up!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/4516"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/12/0623/4516_2.jpg" alt="chicken noodle soup"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/4516</guid>
				<category>Animation</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 23:00:36 EST</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/4516"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/12/0623/4516_2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[chicken noodle soup]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Animation</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>sponsored by HARLEM! stand up!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/4516"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/12/0623/4516_2.jpg" alt="chicken noodle soup"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>chicken noodle soup, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[BigDog Beta]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/43039</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A hilarious, somewhat flawed predecessor to Boston Dynamics' infamous Big Dog Robot.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43039"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2706/43039.jpg" alt="BigDog Beta"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/43039</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:25:08 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/43039"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2706/43039.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[BigDog Beta]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A hilarious, somewhat flawed predecessor to Boston Dynamics' infamous Big Dog Robot.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43039"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2706/43039.jpg" alt="BigDog Beta"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tree Man]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/42583</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>35 year-old Indonesian fisherman Dede has been afflicted by a rare disorder that has left his hands and feet looking as though they have roots growing out of them.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42583"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2210/42583.jpg" alt="Tree Man"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/42583</guid>
				<category>Travel</category>
				<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:27:52 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/42583"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2210/42583.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Tree Man]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Travel</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>35 year-old Indonesian fisherman Dede has been afflicted by a rare disorder that has left his hands and feet looking as though they have roots growing out of them.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42583"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2210/42583.jpg" alt="Tree Man"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Tree Man, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Young Slinky Girl]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/43071</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Four year old Gabriella start practices the Human Slinky act.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43071"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2710/43071.jpg" alt="Young Slinky Girl"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/43071</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:47:32 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2710/43071.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Young Slinky Girl]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Four year old Gabriella start practices the Human Slinky act.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/43071"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2710/43071.jpg" alt="Young Slinky Girl"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[World Record Moustache]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/42577</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The world's longest moustache (belonging to one Ram Singh Chauhan of Rajasthan, India) measures a staggering 11.5 feet, or nearly 4 metres.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42577"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2618/42577_new_0.jpg" alt="World Record Moustache"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:45:28 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[World Record Moustache]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The world's longest moustache (belonging to one Ram Singh Chauhan of Rajasthan, India) measures a staggering 11.5 feet, or nearly 4 metres.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42577"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2618/42577_new_0.jpg" alt="World Record Moustache"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Crazy Coffins]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/41939</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>How would you like to go?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41939"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1708/41939.jpg" alt="Crazy Coffins"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:54:20 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Crazy Coffins]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>How would you like to go?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41939"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1708/41939.jpg" alt="Crazy Coffins"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Midget For President]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/42971</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>For everyone who wondered what Hillary Clinton's offspring would look like if she were impregnated by a Latino midget, guess no longer. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42971"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2614/42971.jpg" alt="Midget For President"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:49:46 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Midget For President]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>For everyone who wondered what Hillary Clinton's offspring would look like if she were impregnated by a Latino midget, guess no longer. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42971"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2614/42971.jpg" alt="Midget For President"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Border Hoppers]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/42959</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A police officer pulls over a van full illegal immigrants, who pour out of the double-doored vehicle like Ringling Bros. clowns. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42959"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2613/42959.jpg" alt="Border Hoppers"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:40:12 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Border Hoppers]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A police officer pulls over a van full illegal immigrants, who pour out of the double-doored vehicle like Ringling Bros. clowns. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42959"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2613/42959.jpg" alt="Border Hoppers"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Guy Fainting Hard]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/42377</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Blame it on low blood sugar (or even more likely, a very well-concealed ninja), but this dude goes down so hard his head bounces like a basketball.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42377"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2014/42377.jpg" alt="Guy Fainting Hard"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:13:32 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Guy Fainting Hard]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Blame it on low blood sugar (or even more likely, a very well-concealed ninja), but this dude goes down so hard his head bounces like a basketball.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42377"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2014/42377.jpg" alt="Guy Fainting Hard"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Helicopter Ear Pull]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/42209</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Georgian Lasha Paraia pulls nearly 8 tons of Russian helicopter...with his ear.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42209"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1913/42209_new_0.jpg" alt="Helicopter Ear Pull"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:08:59 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Helicopter Ear Pull]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Georgian Lasha Paraia pulls nearly 8 tons of Russian helicopter...with his ear.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42209"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1913/42209_new_0.jpg" alt="Helicopter Ear Pull"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[World's Longest Ear Hair!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/41521</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>These days, the Guinness Book of World Records will crown folks for just about anything. Now hear this. Today, it's an Indian grocer with the longest ear hair at 10 inches! Guys, don't forget to trim.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41521"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1216/41521.jpg" alt="World&#039;s Longest Ear Hair!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>News</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:36:13 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[World's Longest Ear Hair!]]></media:title>
				<media:category>News</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>These days, the Guinness Book of World Records will crown folks for just about anything. Now hear this. Today, it's an Indian grocer with the longest ear hair at 10 inches! Guys, don't forget to trim.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41521"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1216/41521.jpg" alt="World&#039;s Longest Ear Hair!"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Midget Amy Winehouse ]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/41397</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Just when you thought Amy Winehouse couldn't get any scarier, enter Latino-tranny-midget Winehouse. All the STD's of the original Winehouse with none of the talent. You may go wash your eyes now.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41397"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1114/41397_new_0.jpg" alt="Midget Amy Winehouse "/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:48:04 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Midget Amy Winehouse ]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Just when you thought Amy Winehouse couldn't get any scarier, enter Latino-tranny-midget Winehouse. All the STD's of the original Winehouse with none of the talent. You may go wash your eyes now.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41397"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1114/41397_new_0.jpg" alt="Midget Amy Winehouse "/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Real Life Stretch Armstrong]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/41363</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This guy is freakishly flexible.  Gives a whole new meaning to the reach around.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41363"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1113/41363.jpg" alt="Real Life Stretch Armstrong"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:59:25 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Real Life Stretch Armstrong]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This guy is freakishly flexible.  Gives a whole new meaning to the reach around.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41363"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1113/41363.jpg" alt="Real Life Stretch Armstrong"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Motorcycle Base Jump]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/41253</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Remember when Homer tried to jump the Grand Canyon on a skateboard?  Yeh, it's kind of like that.  Only with motorcycles...and way cooler.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41253"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1015/41253.jpg" alt="Motorcycle Base Jump"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:48:23 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Motorcycle Base Jump]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Remember when Homer tried to jump the Grand Canyon on a skateboard?  Yeh, it's kind of like that.  Only with motorcycles...and way cooler.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41253"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1015/41253.jpg" alt="Motorcycle Base Jump"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[1-900-NERD-GIRL]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40857</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>In this late-night sex-line advertisement spoof, fantasy situations with unobtainable women.  These sexy singles know what nerds want!  "Roll the dice" for only $4.99 a minute.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40857"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0516/40857.jpg" alt="1-900-NERD-GIRL"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:27:05 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[1-900-NERD-GIRL]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>In this late-night sex-line advertisement spoof, fantasy situations with unobtainable women.  These sexy singles know what nerds want!  "Roll the dice" for only $4.99 a minute.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40857"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0516/40857.jpg" alt="1-900-NERD-GIRL"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Horse Race Streaker]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40851</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The scrappy 100-1 underdog, Naked Guy comes so close to victory in this horse race. If only he were a horse. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40851"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0516/40851.jpg" alt="Horse Race Streaker"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:18:54 EST</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/40851"></media:player>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Horse Race Streaker]]></media:title>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The scrappy 100-1 underdog, Naked Guy comes so close to victory in this horse race. If only he were a horse. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40851"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0516/40851.jpg" alt="Horse Race Streaker"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[MySpace, a Horrifying Tale of Obsession]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40751</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Venture into the mind of a warped, MySpace-obsessed child in this homemade documentary.  This little kid goes apeshit over Myspace and his siblings use it to taunt him.  We blame Tila Tequila for this whole thing.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40751"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0411/40751.jpg" alt="MySpace, a Horrifying Tale of Obsession"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:21:12 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[MySpace, a Horrifying Tale of Obsession]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Venture into the mind of a warped, MySpace-obsessed child in this homemade documentary.  This little kid goes apeshit over Myspace and his siblings use it to taunt him.  We blame Tila Tequila for this whole thing.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40751"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0411/40751.jpg" alt="MySpace, a Horrifying Tale of Obsession"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Frozen London]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40689</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Echoing a similar prank in New York's Grand Central Terminal, hundreds of people freeze in place on cue in Trafalgar Square, London. This is one of over 70 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City. Others include the No Pants Subway Ride, the Best Buy uniform prank, and the famous U2 Rooftop Hoax, to name a few.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40689"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0316/40689.jpg" alt="Frozen London"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:47:27 EST</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/40689"></media:player>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Frozen London]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Echoing a similar prank in New York's Grand Central Terminal, hundreds of people freeze in place on cue in Trafalgar Square, London. This is one of over 70 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City. Others include the No Pants Subway Ride, the Best Buy uniform prank, and the famous U2 Rooftop Hoax, to name a few.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40689"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0316/40689.jpg" alt="Frozen London"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kurt Cobain On-Stage Punch]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40687</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Old footage from a Nirvana concert shows lead singer Kurt Cobain getting hit during his performance ... by his own security guard!  No wonder he killed himself.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40687"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0316/40687.jpg" alt="Kurt Cobain On-Stage Punch"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:43:19 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Kurt Cobain On-Stage Punch]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Old footage from a Nirvana concert shows lead singer Kurt Cobain getting hit during his performance ... by his own security guard!  No wonder he killed himself.
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		<title><![CDATA[I Will Always Love Noodles]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40685</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>In this bizarre animated clip, two men try to outdo one another proclaiming their love for noodles. One clear winner will emerge.  Set to the tune of "I Will Always Love You" from Dolly Parton (and later covered by Whitney Houston for the soundtrack to "The Bodyguard" starring Kevin Costner).</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40685"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0316/40685.jpg" alt="I Will Always Love Noodles"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:39:44 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>In this bizarre animated clip, two men try to outdo one another proclaiming their love for noodles. One clear winner will emerge.  Set to the tune of "I Will Always Love You" from Dolly Parton (and later covered by Whitney Houston for the soundtrack to "The Bodyguard" starring Kevin Costner).</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40685"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0316/40685.jpg" alt="I Will Always Love Noodles"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dell Phone Rep Goes Insane]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40683</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>In this, apparently, real phone call, a Dell computer customer representative from Panama insults an American customer trying to buy a PC computer. "I can believable, like a little girl."</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40683"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0316/40683.jpg" alt="Dell Phone Rep Goes Insane"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:37:09 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>In this, apparently, real phone call, a Dell computer customer representative from Panama insults an American customer trying to buy a PC computer. "I can believable, like a little girl."</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40683"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/0316/40683.jpg" alt="Dell Phone Rep Goes Insane"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Midget Rockstar]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40345</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>In this video, a Spanish-speaking cross-dressing little person in a blonde wig and pink sequin dress laughs insanely, crawls on all fours and dances to gay techno music. Or you *are* this guy, in which case, we can recommend a good therapist.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40345"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/2811/40345.jpg" alt="Midget Rockstar"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:35:09 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>In this video, a Spanish-speaking cross-dressing little person in a blonde wig and pink sequin dress laughs insanely, crawls on all fours and dances to gay techno music. Or you *are* this guy, in which case, we can recommend a good therapist.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40345"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/2811/40345.jpg" alt="Midget Rockstar"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Punks: "Air It Out"]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/11857</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Colorful, cryptic stuff from the Punks. They may not sound like punk, but they're sure there in spirit.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/11857"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/04/2315/2b81aa51a61a548b7f3f1a2c4f02c236.jpg" alt="Punks: &quot;Air It Out&quot;"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:26:43 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Punks: "Air It Out"]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Colorful, cryptic stuff from the Punks. They may not sound like punk, but they're sure there in spirit.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/11857"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/04/2315/2b81aa51a61a548b7f3f1a2c4f02c236.jpg" alt="Punks: &quot;Air It Out&quot;"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Young Woman, Old Man, Older Furniture]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40249</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>In this, well, bizarre Ikea ad, an old man prepares for the ride of his life.  But it's not the sexy girl that's gonna give it to him.  Instead his dresser falls over.  Must be a European thing.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40249"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/2714/40249.jpg" alt="Young Woman, Old Man, Older Furniture"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:28:47 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Young Woman, Old Man, Older Furniture]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>In this, well, bizarre Ikea ad, an old man prepares for the ride of his life.  But it's not the sexy girl that's gonna give it to him.  Instead his dresser falls over.  Must be a European thing.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40249"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/2714/40249.jpg" alt="Young Woman, Old Man, Older Furniture"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Laptop Hovercraft]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/40247</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Afraid of dropping your laptop?  Worry no more, thanks to this technologically advanced feature. In this mock testing lab, a laptop is revealed to have a complex hover system to assure soft landings from drops and prevent costly damage.  Neat.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40247"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/2714/40247.jpg" alt="Laptop Hovercraft"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:25:12 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Laptop Hovercraft]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Afraid of dropping your laptop?  Worry no more, thanks to this technologically advanced feature. In this mock testing lab, a laptop is revealed to have a complex hover system to assure soft landings from drops and prevent costly damage.  Neat.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/40247"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/2714/40247.jpg" alt="Laptop Hovercraft"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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