Heavy - Contagious: Commercials

Creepy Japanese Commercials

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:22:27 EDT

Check out these unintentional creepy Japanese commercials.

Speed Walking

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:27:13 EDT

You better think twice before you speed walk with Mr. T around.

Wii Fit

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:02:45 EDT

Explore the many exercise possibilities with Wii fit.

The Original Lava Lamp

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:53:32 EDT

You two can own the original lava lamp filled with real lava.

Life Saving Beer

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:01:50 EDT

Screw suicide let's drink a bottle of Heineken.

Be Kanye

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:33:59 EDT

You can unleash the superstar inside you with a Be Kanye tablets.

Apocalypse How

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:13:07 EDT

Your guide to turning the end of times to the best of times.

Poop Freeze

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:08:37 EDT

Hate picking up after your pet? Freeze its poop for easy disposal.

Dwarf Nutshot

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:36:47 EDT

Be careful with that wolf whistle cause there's nothing dwarf-like about the nutshot you'll be receiving!

Sensual Stretching

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:11:44 EDT

Pamela and Reggie St. Martin tell you all about sensual stretching.

Arabic Viagra

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:13:49 EDT

Not using Viagra is like failing miserably to poke a straw into a soft drink cup.

Beautiful Performance

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:22:11 EDT

A Samsung hdtv commercial featuring beautiful scantily clad women balancing soccer balls on themselves.

Master of the Internet

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:06:41 EDT

An internet tries to sell his knowledge of the internet in this hilarious informercial.

He-Man Motors Commercial

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:56:58 EDT

This commercial for He-Man Motors, where you can buy scooters, motorcycles and other super-manly modes of transportation, rules.

Goal Celebrations

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:30:55 EDT

Beckham and his buddies could learn a thing or two about goal celebrations from these guys!

Are You Pregnant Yet?

Wed, 28 May 2008 23:55:39 EDT

Get free tips to fend-off rude people while you are trying to get pregnant.

10 Optical Illusions in 2 Minutes

Wed, 28 May 2008 15:03:02 EDT

No joke " in this Samsung commercial that aired in the UK, a master of the un-ordinary speeds through 10 eye tricks in 120 seconds.

Microwaving A Cell Phone

Tue, 27 May 2008 15:16:28 EDT

This is what happens when you microwave a cell phone. And yes, it is totally for real. This isn't some "Alive at 25" scare tactic. Who you gonna call?

Satinelle Transsexual Commercial

Tue, 27 May 2008 15:18:38 EDT

Philips goes out on a long, hairless limb and hires a tranny to hawk a hair-removal tool.

Fish Slap

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:00:00 EST

An anchor gets bitched smacked with some fish slaps. The scales are tipped in this hard-hitting news segment.

Tequila, a New Cure

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 00:00:00 EST

In case you never learned this in high school, Tequila can temporarily cure any mental issues.

Korean Office Party

Mon, 19 May 2008 16:46:28 EDT

Do NOT shake your booty, if your boss flies with Finnair

Sumo Car Wash

Wed, 14 May 2008 17:24:08 EDT

At Heavy, we love nothing more than sumo wrestler so we came across this commercial, which features a band of fat-jigglin' sumos hand wash a car, it was like manna from the Sumo Gods. The only thing better would be a lap dance from Megan Fox. Maybe. Alright totally.

Meth Anti-Drug Commercial

Wed, 14 May 2008 14:27:19 EDT

Want to lose weight and have your hair and teeth fall out? Find out what meth can do for you.

Gotcha Wienerschnitzel

Mon, 12 May 2008 15:13:26 EDT

A crazed girl chases Wienerschnbitzel hot dog "TDO" into sleeping guys dorm room. Screaming ensues.

Cash Man Commercial

Mon, 12 May 2008 17:20:15 EDT

A commercial for Oliver Jewellery takes an unexpected turn into R&B territory with booty-shaking girls and dolla' dolla' bills.

Zohan Give Baron Davis Style Tips

Fri, 09 May 2008 14:52:11 EDT

Adam Sandler plays Zohan, an Israeli commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist in New York. Now he's giving style tips to basketball star Baron Davis of the Golden State Warriors.

Transformer-Tastic!

Thu, 08 May 2008 09:22:36 EDT

I think you'd get slightly annoyed if your car kept doing this - WTF ?

Rexona Heat

Thu, 08 May 2008 13:42:40 EDT

A clever little Rexona ad featuring a robot determined to overcome the ridiculous level of protection offered by Rexona products.

Scariest Commercial on TV

Tue, 06 May 2008 13:59:54 EDT

Scary ... hilarious ... corny. Just imagine if you had to watch someone eating you!

Amazing Bud Light Lime

Mon, 05 May 2008 20:07:39 EDT

There's nothing this little lime can't do. Limey throws a party with classic hip-hop and crazy card tricks in Bud Light Lime commercial. Please drink rsponsibly.

Amp Energy Walk of No Shame

Thu, 08 May 2008 14:01:08 EDT

The Sunday morning walk-of-shame will never be the same thanks to AMP Energy drink.

Michael Jordon: What is Love?

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:52:11 EDT

Air Jordan XVIII commercial aired during All Star Weekend in Jordan's last season in the NBA. Length is 4:30

Get Yourself a WhizBiz

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:49:53 EDT

This "handy" device allows women to pee standing up...while dually assuring he will never try to call.

Cool Breeze

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:39:10 EDT

When a fire threatens the forest, it's up to one brave squirrel to save the day with some minty not-so-freshness.

A Subconscious Endorsement

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:03:48 EDT

A subconscious endorsement of Harold and Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay by the Commander in Chief himself.

When Cheerleaders Attack

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:01:23 EDT

You'll know when you've been hit by this hot cheery bunch! Gimme a W! Gimme a T! Gimme a F! What's that spell?

After Sex Inspiration

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:42:20 EST

This guy stepped over his limits and has it coming.

Jesus: Identity Theft Victim

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:42:23 EDT

He warned us, saying, "Behold, many will come in my name." Guess he should have heeded his own warning.

Springy Robber

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:34:15 EDT

Sometimes things just don't go as planned: This bouncy bank robber uses spring-loaded stilts to escape the cops, which seems like a good idea...at first.

Zoo York Cockroach Craziness

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:44:08 EDT

The crew breaks out of the Zoo York Roach Department and barges the system with the unbreakable New York City cockroach. Check out how New York handles it.

For Hire

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:58:51 EDT

A group of anxious financial advisors clamor over one another for a job.

Filthy Towel

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:50:53 EDT

This commerical for Dial soap is a reminder to keep an eye on your gym towel at all times.

Tipping Pot (Guinness Spoof)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:40:27 EDT

Take a load of old junk, add in some community spirit and what you get is a brilliant spoof of the latest Guinness ad 'Tipping Point'.

Knights For Hire

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:51:17 EDT

Need saving? These midget knights-for-hire (and one comparitively tall lady) will get medieval on you.

Car Crashing Commercial

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:39:07 EDT

Some unseen footage of how the tech, graphx and on-the-set crew made the Qashqai Car Games videos. Crazy, I tell you.

Avalanche Surfing

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:37:37 EDT

This ballsy boarder surfs a massive avalanche in New Zealand.

Countryside Drive

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:32:09 EDT

Is there anything more relaxing than a car ride on a winding lane through a verdant countryside? Just don't get too comfortable.

Rhino Takes a Dump

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:09:52 EDT

Really bad breath.

The Mom Simulator

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:09:47 EDT

America's Favorite Mom is an unprecedented multimedia event which includes online contests, the chance to appear on NBC's Today Show and the opportunity to be featured in a prime-time NBC special airing on Mother's Day, May 11th at 7 p.m. This one-hour TV special will feature a celebrity host who will declare one very special Mom "America's Favorite Mom", and the winner of cash and prizes galore. For more information, visit www.americasfavoritemom.com