If you're looking to boost your Twitter following, take a tip from @Grawly, get a dildo lodged in your rectum and tweet the rescue mission.
It's that easy, folks.
The "accident" happened last Thursday and instantly Twitter critics began debating whether it was a legit medical emergency or simply a stunt to boost ratings. @Grawly somewhat verified the ordeal with the photo above and disc of x-ray photos below.
A Twitter army takes commitment and doesn't happen overnight, unless you get a sex toy lodged in your rectum.
It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one." - Frank Costanza
i imagine virtually any website i join now will immediately identify me as "that guy who tweeted about his dildo"
— rude ass robbot (@Grawly) March 9, 2013
Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can't get it out (answer: it's me)
— rude ass robbot (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Life Lesson: When using a vibrating dildo, attach a string to the end
— rude ass robbot (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said "there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass"
— rude ass robbot (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
THE DILDO IS STILL VIBRATING
— rude ass robbot (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
OH. MY GOD. I DIDN'T GET AN X-RAY PHOTO. I GOT AN X-RAY DISC. FULL QUALITY X-RAY PICTURES. WILL UPLOAD WHEN I GET HOME
— rude ass robbot (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
disc of the x-ray with some proof its mine, a couple people thought i was faking this twitter.com/Grawly/status/…
— rude ass robbot (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Via Daily Dot
