What do you do when your wife dumps you for allegedly head-butting her after cheating on her with MILFs you met on Twitter.
Tattoo said wife’s face on your leg and post it as your Twitter profile pic, of course.
All of this makes perfect sense as long as you are former NFL pass-catching master and current random celebrity Chad (Ochocinco) Johson, who is showing off some sweet ink of his wife’s pretty face on his right shin while modeling the pensive pose of a reformed man.