DMX MMA Update
So we reported earlier in the week on DMX’s hilarious MMA debut being called off because the ridiculous rapper insisted that his contract include a clause where he won the fight. T…
mma
November 11, 2009CommentRenzo Gracie vs. Matt Hughes In The Works for UFC 109
Heavy.com has confirmed with sources close to the UFC that a welterweight matchup between Renzo Gracie and Matt Hughes is in the works for UFC 109 in February. Gracie, 42, last app…
mma
November 11, 2009The Smark Rant for UFC 9
Over the past fifteen years, Scott Keith made a career out of writing about the wacky world of professional wrestling. He’s now turning his sights toward mixed martial arts and wil…
mma
November 11, 2009Win A Huge One Fast Move Or I’m Gone Prize Pack
Let’s hit the important bases first: One Fast Move Or I’m Gone. Collaboration between Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie and the Postal Service and Jay Farrar of Son Volt. Songs in…
music
November 11, 2009Heavy’s Ideas For Veteran’s Day Activities
Another holiday is here, this one landing on the useless day of Wednesday, and maybe you’re looking around you at the shattered dregs of your family unit, your kids plugged into th…
comedy
November 11, 2009How I Would Beat Fedor Emelianenko
Yeah, good luck with that strategy, man. I’ve got $20 in the kitty to promote this fight. Who else is in?
mma
November 11, 2009Man Up! Best Links For Wednesday, November 11th
You know, we’d of course prefer that you never go to any website but Heavy.com, using our comments section as a kind of extremely public Gmail service, but I realize that there is …
comedy
November 11, 2009Denis Kang: “There’s No Thinking, Really – I Just Do It.”
Denis Kang is like the Michael Jordan of Korean MMA. Or maybe the Michael Bisping of Korean MMA? Let’s just say he’s big in Korea and be done with it. But after making a huge name …
mma
November 11, 2009Grizzly Bear “Ready, Able”
How sweet is this Claymation video for Brooklyn indie-rock band Grizzly Bear’s “Ready, Able?” It’s even cooler when you learn that they had to melt down over 50 California Raisins …
music
November 11, 2009Finally, REO Speedwagon: The Video Game
Okay, you’ve got Aerosmith, Metallica, AC/DC, the Beatles… whose left on the long list of bands that deserve their own video games? Oh, I know: REO Speedwagon.But instead of rock…
games
November 11, 2009The Street Fighter 4 Snuggie
Whereas the Gears of War snuggie was just a prototype, this one is very much real. Also, Ryu and Cammy can punch and kick with hardly anything on, the rest of us have to stay warm …
games
November 11, 2009A Third Person View Of The Real World
Remember that wacky idea of zooming down the street in a modified OutRun machine, where instead of looking at the road ahead you’re looking at a monitor that reinterprets the envir…
games
November 11, 2009Play 20 Heroes
It’s Wednesday – referred to in the common vernacular as “Hump Day” – and if you don’t have somebody to hump, Wednesday can seem pretty sad and blue. But cheer up, chirpy – things …
games
November 11, 2009Trainwreck 100: Joe Francis
Today’s Trainwreck 100 inductee is a self-made man who has built a multi-million dollar media empire upon the shattered dignity of thousands of wasted college students.
comedy
November 11, 2009The World Of Juggalo Gaming
Since 1994, the Insane Clown Posse (comprised of Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J, the latter of which looks like he ate the moon-faced lead singer of Smashmouth) has been feeding a dum…
games
November 11, 2009Sammy Sosa’s Skin Condition Is Worse Than We Thought
So the Internet was shocked to see a photograph of former Chicago Cubs legend Sammy Sosa looking a little more honky than we were used to. Sosa had his share of scandals when he wa…
comedy
November 10, 2009Horror Remake Watch: Screams Of A Winter Night
It really doesn’t matter what you think of all these horror remakes, ’cause they’re here to stay, and there will be more – many, many more. Here’s the latest “reimagined” sca…
movies
November 10, 2009WEC President Reed Harris: “I Think That We Are Starting To Step Out O…
An amazing month in MMA continues next week with two of the best fighters you may have never heard of. WEC Featherweight Champion Mike Brown defends his title against the sensation…
mma
November 10, 2009The Assassination Of Dimebag Darrell
Do you have about $2000 lying around unspent? Then you can see your way to buying me this painting by Tom Sanford called “The Assassination Of Dimebag Darrell,” right?
music
November 10, 2009Sherlock Holmes Trailer
Oh, yeah, Sherlock Holmes – the world’s greatest detective, being played by Robert Downey Jr (one of the world’s greatest actors). What else? T=Satanism! Mystery! Rachel McAdams! G…
movies
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