Doctors in South Florida are preparing for an absurdly complex operation that will create a Frankenstein penis for a teen who lost his original one in a shotgun accident.

An expecting mom shot in the belly survived the Colorado massacre but had a miscarriage. Her fetus will not count as a victim.

A teen with Tourette syndrome was beaten unconscious after involuntarily Heil-ing Hitler on the subway.

A 19-year-old student at Kent State in Ohio has been arrested after a tweet that said he would “shoot up” the campus.

Ryan Lochte’s been making Michael Phelps look bad for a long time.

Score one for the NRA.

The 2012 London Olympics are a hotbed of debauchery and fornication. Regardless of what country you hail from or what sport you’re competing in, the real and amorous action happen…

Chick-fil-A’s public relations VP has died amid the PR nightmare surrounding the company’s stance on gay marriage.

The rape jokes worked out so well for Tosh that Dane thought he’d tap into the whole recent-mass-murder thing.

A suspect allegedly planning his version of the Dark Knight Rises Massacre has been apprehended in Maryland.

The parents of the man charged for killing unarmed Florida teenager Trayvon Martin have launched a website and are asking for donations.

There’s so much crap in some escalators that they had to call haz-mat.

An 18-year-old who hacked emails of Tony Blair has been sentenced to six months in jail.

Jason Daniel Gandy brought a 15-year-old boy to work as a prostitute for the 2012 London Olympics. Yea, this is going to be a gross one.

That’s up from 38 percent in 2010. Give his PR people a big raise.