George Clooney is well-known for his rugged handsomeness, and has always fought off questions about Botox and other Hollywood immortality measures with sarcasm.
One of his more notorious jokes was "ball ironing," where he said he spent his money getting his testicles ironed out instead of his face.
Now one LA nurse has taken Clooney's tongue-in-cheek ball joke and has turned it into a reality.
Cosmetic expert Nurse Jamie told MailOnline that she added 'Tighten the Tackle' to the list of services at her Santa Monica spa, Beauty Park, last year, and it has been a raving success.
Comparing it to a Brazilian bikini wax, Nurse Jamie says she uses "lasers to remove hair, erase wrinkles, and correct discoloration on the scrotum." Let that sink in a minute, it's a laser beam on your testicles. No way that can possibly have any horrible side effects, right?
There you have it, fellas, you no longer have the excuse of simply "being a man" for grossing out your partner with your wrinkly junk. If aliens are spying on us and find out we're ironing out our sacks, I don't blame them if they decide to vaporize us all.