Ever threaten a friend or a bar fiend by saying you're going to shove a foot up their ass?
One Russian man took the old adage into action and is now facing homicide charges.
According to local reports, Vladimir Krasnov, 28, of Nizhny Novgorod had decided to make good on the oft-heard threat following a drunken fight with his 48-year-old friend Sergei over Krasnov's girlfriend Yelena.
Police say Krasnov waited until his friend passed out, and then proceeded to insert his right foot "into the victim's anus and rectum."
Sergei suffered severe internal bleeding as a result, and eventually died at the scene.
If you happen to speak Russian, you can check out the full news report below.
And while this is may seem bizarre, alcohol fueled deaths have a way of bringing out the weird.
Take John Hutcherson, a drunk who got behind the wheel with his friend in the passenger seat.
He was sentenced to five-years in a Georgia penitentiary for vehicular manslaughter after failing to realize his friend, Francis "Frankie" Brohm, had been decapitated while sticking his head out the window while driving home from the bars. Fox News summarizes:
Brohm's body was discovered by neighbors the next day, and Brohm's head was still on the side of the road. Hutcherson was apparently unaware of what had happened to his friend.
Seriously, dude? Your friend next to you gets his head lopped off and you don't eve notice? Remember, friends don't let friends get decapitated after happy hour.
Even more bizarre is the story of Andrew Evans, 35, of East Grinstead, West Sussex home.
With a blood alcohol of four times over the UK's driving limit, Evans was discovered dead in the position of standing up and reaching into a cupboard. He had bumped his head earlier but didn't realize the severity of his injury due to the amount of alcohol he had consumed, reports YNaija.com.
Let this be a life lesson, don't get plastered and decide to start cooking in the kitchen.