People will do anything to find that fabled "G-spot."
One Chinese man got a not-so-brilliant idea after watching a porno where the actors shoved eels up their butts. After realizing that he was unable to get the Asian swamp eel out of his rectum, the man rushed to admit himself into an area hospital. The Sun reports:
...The unmarried man had to rush himself to a hospital casualty unit in Guangdong province telling medics: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.”
After an overnight surgery, the twenty inch, two pound wayward eel was removed alive after eating through the man's large intestine and entering an ambiguously reported "body cavity." It then died shortly thereafter, which one medical team member described as "a mercy."
The man is apparently under investigation for animal cruelty. He should also probably be evaluated by a psychiatrist for any remnants of common sense.
Scroll below for actual pics of the ordeal, courtesy of Europics.
Actual x-ray of the eel inside the man's body.
Photo of said removed eel, sadly deceased.