The quickest way to piss off the cops: steal a doughnut truck!
James Fred Major drunkenly wandered around a gas station in Lawrenceville, Georgia, on February 7, asking for a cigarette before hopping into a Krispy Kreme truck and speeding away.
Dewayne Tobias, the Krispy Kreme truck driver, stopped there to make a delivery and wisely left the door unlocked and the keys in the ignition.
Cops on patrol spotted a truck matching the description of the stolen vehicle and a high-speed chase ensued.
The Krispy Kreme truck then crashed into a mailbox, and Major tried to flee on foot but was quickly brought down by a dog.
Major was charged with DUI, theft, reckless driving, driving on the wrong side of the road, and numerous other traffic violations.
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