In a move that would have most defintely gained the approval of Lorena Bobbit, an unnamed Brazilian woman is on the run after being accused of poisoning her husband using her vagina.
Portuguese TV station TVI24 broke the story. Details are scarce, but what is known is that the husband is accusing his wife (we can only assume, soon to be ex-wife) of seducing him with a view to poisoning him through her vagina.
It isn't known what kind of poison is especially potent in a woman's special parts, but it must have been pretty deadly if it caused the man to back away from sex.
But wait, there's more...
So what's being reported is that the 43-year-old woman asked her husband to perform oral sex on her, he obliged, but then changed his mind when he complained about the smell (we've all been there, pal). He made his wife go to a hospital, where tests revealed the woman had packed her poon with enough poison to kill both her and her husband.
No charges have been filed against the woman, though the husband is believed to be preparing to sue. You can expect investigating officers to chalk this one up to another old case of "a woman putting a whole bunch of poison in her vagina and then tells her husband to perform cunnilingus."
As an aside, Jezebel.com has brilliantly referred to the woman as "resourceful."
