Mitt's handlers are no doubt thrilled that a woman famous for taking drugs and crashing cars has lent her full support to the Republican.
Fox reports that Lohan spoke to reporters last night at the Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink Launch Party in L.A.:
I think unemployment is very important for now, so as of now I think (my vote) is Mitt Romney.
Brilliant analysis. Asked to explain her switch in loyalty — she celebrated Obama's win in 2008 — she said:
It's a long story, but you're going to have to wait for that.
Don't keep us waiting too long, LiLo. A nation's fate hangs in the balance.