The Funniest Sandy Tweets, Part I
A lot of government agencies are taking to Twitter tonight to spread information about the looming s*itstorm that’s called Hurricane Sandy, Frankenstorm, or if you’re feeling particularly Jim Cantore-like, THE WORST STORM EVER.
But just like always, Twitter is full of funny tweets tonight. Here’s 10 great ones from #sandy. Enjoy!
Don’t think of it as having a “power outtage”, think of it as “turning Amish”. #hurricane #sandy
— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) October 29, 2012
“Heard raindrop but might just be my window making noise. Too stoned to check. Eating my emergency bagels.” #Sandy tcat.tc/ToVokk
— Thought Catalog (@ThoughtCatalog) October 29, 2012
All voting facilities in liberal areas will be closed for safety reasons & will re-oped November 7th. #Sandy
— Romney’s Storm Tips (@RomneyStormTips) October 29, 2012
Great of the Mayans to give everyone on the East Coast an advanced preview screening of the apocalypse. #Sandy #Frankenstorm
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) October 29, 2012
I JUST UPPERCUT SOME BITCHES CAR LIKE I WAS THE BUS DRIVER !!!! #Sandy
— HURRICANE SANDY (@XHurricaneSandy) October 28, 2012
Due to #Sandy you are advised to take in all your lawn signs, and instead yell your candidate’s name at all passing vehicles. #mapoli
— David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein) October 28, 2012
Make sure all your binders of women are up high from flood waters and locked secure from high winds #Sandy #MittsStormTips
— Romney’s Storm Tips (@RomneyStormTips) October 29, 2012
Thats all you got #Sandy? Show me your best move freaking sissy @ahurricanesandy Fite me IRL twitter.com/DangitNapoleon…
— Napoleon Dynamite (@DangitNapoleon) October 28, 2012
Hurricane Sandy isn’t gonna kill me… However, being stuck inside with my family for an unknown amount of hours is a whole new ball park.
— Zack Valenti (@zack_inthebox) October 29, 2012
Why do they give hurricanes such harmless names? Hurricane Sandy? No problem. Hurricane DickSmasher on the other hand….
— Brandon❕ (@BrandonSaidThat) October 29, 2012
Hurricane #Sandy is coming. If E! won’t cancel Kourtney and Kim Take New York, God will.
— God † (@Lord_G_Almighty) October 29, 2012