Bigfoot Hunter Tells Police Sasquatch Vandalized his Winnebago

Published:6:55 am EDT, October 20, 2012| Updated:6:57 am EDT, October 20, 2012|
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A Sasquatch hunter in Pennsylvania says a big hairy monster threw rocks at his 1973 Winnebago, smashing out its windows and taillights, and then it stole his cameras so there's no proof.

John Reed told state troopers that he saw the Bigfoot while he and his girlfriend were playing cards in the Winnebago near his homein Lykens, Pa. After he turned on the RV's outside lights, The Smoking Gun reported, he said the furry creature started throwing rocks at him. The incident occurred between Sept. 15 and Oct. 8, Reed told troopers on Friday, but he couldn't say exactly when and he couldn't describe if the attacker "was hairy."

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Reed, in all his Sasquatch craziness, belongs to the Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters with his girlfriend. He has a group page on Facebook where he talks about his escapades with the ape-like beast. He uses his ancient Winnebago, which he calls the "Dog House" as a rolling home base. On September 11, he reported on Facebook "ROCKS THROWN THROUGH THE DOG HOUSE WINDOW......VANDELISM?? OR SQUATCH ATTACK?!!!!!!!!"

Oh, and in case you were wondering, there are different ways to get away from a Bigfoot, and it matters if it's a male or a female.

Bigfoot tip #1 when being chased by a sasquatch run up hill if its a male .. they have an extended forehead so they have to stop offten (sic) to look up. Iif its a female run down hill they have no bras so they got big ole lady boobs and when running downhill they flop about and they have to stop to plop them over their shoulders.

So next time you see someone flop their "big ole lady boobs" over their shoulders, get a picture! It might just be a lady Bigfoot.

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