Rush Limbaugh Claims ‘Feminazis’ Are Shrinking Penises

Published:6:08 pm EDT, September 20, 2012| Updated:9:22 am EDT, September 21, 2012|
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Rush Limbaugh, corpulant blowhard and drug addict, blames "Feminazis" for the fact that penises are 10 percent smaller than they were 50 years ago.

He cited an Italian study on his show that stated that the average male penis is, in fact, 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago. Now, the study also found the reasons for this. The study explicitly points to excess weight gain (in particular around the waist), environmental pollutants in the air, stress, smoking, and alcohol intake as contributing factors.

But those explanations aren't good enough for Rush. No, that's just liberal hogwash, despite the fact that its from the study that he's citing the original information from. No, Rush is onto the real cause of the mysteriously shrinking penises: Feminazis. I'll let Rush, himself, explain:

I think it’s feminism. If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.

Ah, yes, brilliant once again, you giant sack of crap. Clearly, things that actually affect you physically cannot be to blame. Clearly it's those devious people who dare to believe that women are equal to men and should be treated thusly who have put a magic spell upon the once mighty penis.

It seems more like Limbaugh's making excuses for his own midsection eclipsing his minuscule member.

Limbaugh seems determined to politicize penises. Back in 2009 he famously stated: "If we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama." Yes, we must protect the penises! Obama and his feminazi minions are coming to shrink them and take them away!

Here's the segment from his show thanks to Media Matters:

(h/t Raw Story)

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