C'mon @corybooker, you can't keep shouting "THIS…IS…" without finishing it, at least once, with "SPARTA!"
— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) September 4, 2012
Cory Booker just spoke at the DNC and IT SOUNDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
Booker (I hardly Know her?) was the first big name to speak at the Democratic National convention today, and it was one of the scariest things I have ever watched. For 15 minutes Booker assaulted the ears (and hearts) of everyone in Charlotte, North Carolina.
The big question is why was Cory that loud and at times angry? It can be one of two things.
1. He has had a hard week. He misspelled Barack Obama's name this week in a full-page ad in the New Jersey Directory of Delegates. He then injured his ankle today before going to speak.
2. HE LOVES AMERICA SOOO EFFING MUCH BUT JUST WISHES THAT IT WOULD LISTEN ONCE IN A WHILE TO WHAT HE SAYS AND TURN DOWN THE GODDAMN RADIO!
Either way, I pooped my pants.
Eitan Levine is a New York City based comic. Follow him on Twitter at @Eitanthegoalie .