Rough times for Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, girl drama, police drama, Dolphin drama - the guy seriously is having a string of bad luck. Now granted, a lot of that bad luck is of his own doing, but still, it seems like Chad could use a vacation from life.
The guy gets busted with a mysterious condom receipt by his wife and then lands himself in the slammer for headbutting her. Then the recipient of those condoms comes out as a 30-year-old single mom from Boston who says she was bedding Chad for months while his wife was away.
And finally, the above video from an episode of Hard Knocks shows Chad's firing from the Miami Dolphins. Damn! Would not want to be this guy right now.