Scissors-Wielding Whackjob Smashes Himself into Miley Cyrus’ House

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This is not the guy who tried to break into Miley’s house. This is her haircutter. Yeah — he also deserves to be arrested.


Miley Cyrus shouldn’t be let anywhere near scissors.

For that matter, Miley Cyrus’ hairstylist shouldn’t be let anywhere near scissors.

But on Saturday morning it was a really good thing she didn’t get near the pair of scissors wielded by a madman who tried to get into her house in L.A.

Miley wasn’t home — probably out boozing and taking off her clothes — when the Sneaky Snipper came to the door, answered by some of Miley’s help. He claimed to be her friend and then, the AP reports, “repeatedly threw himself against an outside wall as if he was trying to break into the house.”

That sounds like a technique Miley would use to get inside. Maybe they are friends.

Cops arrested him, but maybe he just really wanted to fix her haircut.

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