No, not like that, you clown. The lord and master of poon-rock has really been going wild in interviews lately, but nothing beats this gabfest from Playboy's March issue, in which he opens up about porno, Jessica Simpson and "sexual napalm." I love the smell of sexual napalm in the morning - smells like Astroglide and broken hearts. Read the whole thing here.
John Mayer Lets It All Hang Out In Playboy
posted February 10, 2010 by K. Thor Jensen
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