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Top 10 Songs About Being Horny

posted October 7, 2009 by
Divinyls "I Touch Myself"
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Here we've got a lady delivering the goods - this 90s one-hit wonder hailed from Australia and hit the top of the charts with this paean to self-love. The rare song about being horny that can actually make you horny too.


Khia "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)"
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Yet another lady candidate as we approach the top of the list. Khia is pretty damn clear about what it is she's looking for - women are so demanding.


Akinyele "Put It In Your Mouth"
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Khia's good, but she can't beat Akinyele - this song is raw. Aks has no issue explaining exactly what it is he's looking for either. They should get together for a duet, but it sounds like they'd both be...busy.


Salt N Pepa "Push It"
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The ladies take second place with Salt N Pepa's hardcore classic "Push It." "Can't you feel the music pumpin' hard like I wish you would" was some pretty racy stuff for 1987. Still is.


2 Live Crew "Me So Horny"
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Was there ever any doubt that this track takes the top spot? Luke Campbell and his gang of miscreants truly epitomized the mindset of the man on the prowl. "Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning / I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny." Damn skippy, Luke.