Top 10 Songs About Being Horny
October 7, 2009
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Top 10 Songs About Being HornySex - it's awesome, right? If you don't know the answer to that question for some horrible reason, the answer is "Right!" And what do we like almost as much as sex? Why, music, of course. And put the two together and we get some Reesie Cup of carnal auditory pleasures. So, when the thoughts of a man turn to getting his bone on, here is the soundtrack to sexual frustration - Top 10 Songs About Being Horny.

The Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict A classic slice of British post-punk with some of the best lyrics on this list - to wit, "Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines / Now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans / And you're an orgasm addict!"

Lil' Wayne - Pussy Monster Wait, doesn't Lil' Wayne kiss dudes on the mouth? Nevertheless, this track is so single-minded in its love for the punan that it had to make the list. "It goes P-U-S-S-Y / Because it's the reason that I'm alive."

Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up A classic in the field of blueball literature, this track from the Oklahoma City R&B band's first record has some amazingly perplexing lyrics, like "We can do it 'til we both wake up." Wait, that implies that one or possibly both partners are asleep during coitus - that's not really great praise for CMB's sex abilities.

Arabian Prince - Situation Hot If you're going to listen to a sexy song from a former member of N.W.A, this electro jam from 1990 is probably your best bet. With a Jheri curl like this, it's a wonder the Prince ever had to wait more than fifteen seconds for sex.

Pretty Ricky - On The Hotline It takes a rare man confident in his masculinity to put out an entire damn song about phone sex. The backing lyrics really make this one a contender.

Divinyls - I Touch Myself Here's a rare incident of a lady delivering the goods - this 90s one-hit wonder hailed from Australia and hit the top of the charts with this paean to self-love. The rare song about being horny that can actually make you horny as well.

Mousse T - Horny This song is incredibly stupid, but it has the word "horny" in it like six trazillion times, so I can really believe that this guy wants some pants action with the seriousness.

Foreigner - Urgent This classic slab of early 80s cheese-rock is all about the fire in your pants and how important it is to put it out. These guys were so pent up that it was a tight call between this and "Hot Blooded."

Trash Yourself - Touch Buzzing synthesizers and utterly shameless lyrics about desperately wanting the makeouts - is there anything else in the world? This one is d-i-r-t-a-y dirty.

2 Live Crew - Me So Horny Was there ever any doubt? Luke Campbell and his gang of miscreants truly epitomized the mindset of the man on the prowl. "Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning / I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny." Damn skippy, Luke.


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