Top 10 Songs About Being Horny

Published:11:10 pm EDT, October 7, 2009| Updated:4:08 pm EDT, March 27, 2012|
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Top 10 Songs About Being Horny


Sex - it's awesome, right? If you don't know the answer to that question for some horrible reason, the answer is "Right!" And what do we like almost as much as sex? Why, music, of course. And put the two together and we get some Reesie Cup of carnal auditory pleasures. So, when thoughts turn to getting your bone on, here is the soundtrack to sexual frustration - Top 10 Songs About Being Horny.

Foreigner "Urgent"
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his classic slab of early 80s cheese-rock is all about the fire in your pants and how important it is to put it out. These guys were so pent up that it was a tight call between this and "Hot Blooded." Yeah, tight.


Pretty Ricky "On The Hotline"
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It takes a rare man, or in this case, men, confident in his masculinity to put out an entire damn song about phone sex. Who really likes phone sex? The backing lyrics really make this one a contender.


Lil' Wayne: Pussy Monster
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Wait, doesn't Lil' Wayne kiss dudes on the mouth? Nevertheless, this track is so single-minded in its love for the punan that it had to make the list. "It goes P-U-S-S-Y / Because it's the reason that I'm alive."


TheĀ Buzzcocks "Orgasm Addict"
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A classic slice of British post-punk with some of the best lyrics on this list - to wit, "Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines / Now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans / And you're an orgasm addict!"


Color Me Badd "I Wanna Sex You Up"
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A classic in the field of blueball literature, this track from the Oklahoma City R&B band's first record has some amazingly perplexing lyrics, like "We can do it 'til we both wake up." Wait, that implies that one or possibly both partners are asleep during coitus - that's not really great praise for CMB's sex abilities.


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