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It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Roland Emmerich feels fine. In fact, he feels better than fine – the apocalyptic German director has been churning out movies about the…
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November 13, 2009CommentHorror Remake Watch: Screams Of A Winter Night
It really doesn’t matter what you think of all these horror remakes, ’cause they’re here to stay, and there will be more – many, many more. Here’s the latest “reimagined” sca…
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November 10, 2009Sherlock Holmes Trailer
Oh, yeah, Sherlock Holmes – the world’s greatest detective, being played by Robert Downey Jr (one of the world’s greatest actors). What else? T=Satanism! Mystery! Rachel McAdams! G…
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November 10, 2009Christian Serratos Gets Naked For PETA
Okay, I’m kind of split on People for the Ethical Treatment Of Animals (you know, PETA) – on one hand, they’re responsible for some of the dumbest PR stunts in human history, with …
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November 10, 2009The Slammin’ Salmon Trailer
A new flick from Broken Lizard, the geniuses behind Super Troopers. And The Slammin’ Salmon looks to maintain the high standard of quality and lowbrow laughs that we expect. Watch …
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November 9, 2009Full Release: Movies
It’s new movie day once again, and this week’s new releases present us with a score of moral dilemmas – is it OK to kill a person if you get money for it? Is it OK to screw over yo…
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November 6, 2009High Concept Comedy’s Lowest Moments
There’s nothing that takes your mind off of a five-car pile up on the freeway like a good comedy. I guess that isn’t true if it’s a comedy about car accidents, but at least if it’s…
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November 6, 2009Percy Jackson And The Olympians: The Lightning Thief Trailer
The Percy Jackson series falls below Harry Potter but above Twilight. The trailer for the first flick looks hot. Directed by Chris Columbus directs, starring Steve Coogan, Rosario …
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November 5, 2009Playboy Party At Toronto International Film Festival
Were we on the scene at the Toronto International Film Festival? We were! And we talked with all sorts of people, but I wanted to share this wonderful clip of Heavy getting down an…
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November 5, 2009Kate Beckinsale Is The Best Person Ever
Seriously, if she’s willing to get that close to a homeless guy she’s sure to at least let me kiss her on the mouth or somewhere near the mouth. This is the greatest day of my life…
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November 5, 2009The Title Of The Movie
I love it when a character in the movie says the title of the movie. I usually clap. Now this awesome video compiles just about every incident in recent filmic history where the ti…
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November 5, 2009House Of The Devil Posters
Ti West’s House Of The Devil is one of the best horror flicks of the year, so it’s no shock that it would have one of the best posters of the year – but six of them? No kidding.
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November 3, 2009Stop It, Hollywood: Take Your Bra Off!
Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually tra…
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November 3, 2009Put R-Patz On Your Crotch
Twilight – this has got to stop. It’s just a Goddamn movie about vampires, not a new Bible. I mean, not yet – nobody really knows what that crazy Mormon is going to get up to next….
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November 1, 2009Full Release: Movies
How about that – new movies coming out the day before Halloween! You can get all costumed up and sit in a theater with a bunch of other similarly-costumed people and bask in the sh…
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