Stop It, Hollywood: Photo Fondling
Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually tra…
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September 29, 2009CommentTrailer Park Boys: Countdown To Liquor Day
Goddamned Canada. Not only do they already have unamerican socialized health care, they also get the Trailer Park Boys movies in theaters. If you’re not familiar with our northerly…
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September 28, 2009A Munchkin Died For You
The Internet is abuzz over this clip from The Wizard Of Oz which supposedly shows a mysterious phenomenon caused by the ghost of a midget who hung himself during filming. Look into…
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September 28, 2009Worst Of Netflix: Fencer Of Minerva
Every two weeks, I put a movie in my Netflix queue that’s rated at one star. This is no easy task, as even a piece of cinema failure like Gigli is rated at one and a half stars. Bu…
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September 27, 2009Full Release: Movies
It’s movie time, ladies and gentlemen, as your favorite overpaid Hollywood douchebags spend more money than you’ll ever see in your life to get their whimsical dreams and revenge f…
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September 25, 200980s Toy Lines That Need To Be Movies
So Transformers and G.I. Joe are box office hits – we’ve heard that a He-Man film is in the works, and if there is a kind and loving god, there will be a Voltron one soon. He…
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September 25, 2009Remaking Remakes: The Fly?
Okay, we all know that having an original idea in Hollywood will get you thrown into a death camp, but are we really at the point where we have to remake remakes? David Croenenberg…
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September 24, 2009Nicolas Cage Superman Pictures Leaked
Do you remember, a million years ago, Tim Burton was supposed to direct a Superman movie? They brought Kevin Smith in to write it, the producer demanded that he fight a giant robot…
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September 23, 2009Resident Evil: Afterlife Casting News
I won’t front – I think Fox’s Prison Break is straight up one of the most enjoyable shows on TV. You know what else I like? Watching Milla Jovovich kill stuff. So color me blood re…
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September 22, 2009Where the Wild Things Are Posters
Yes, I’m still psyched for Where The Wild Things Are, thanks for asking. But how does a movie with basically one human character advertise itself? Why, with awesome one-sheets of s…
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September 21, 2009Full Release: Movies
It’s Friday, and that means new movies to mainline into your eyeballs until your armpits smell like popcorn and you bleed RC Cola. That’s a scientific thing that actually happens i…
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September 17, 2009Horror Remake Watch: Mario Bava’s Black Sunday
It really doesn’t matter what you think of all these horror remakes, ’cause they’re here to stay, and there will be more – many, many more. Here’s the latest “reimagined” scarefest…
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September 17, 2009Star Trek Sequel: Topical!
Hey, Star Trek made a lot of money! How could it not, with cinematic alchemist J.J. Abrams at the helm? So, naturally, we’re talking sequel. But some comments from the power behind…
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September 16, 2009You Sank My Battleship
Okay, real talk: the Clue movie was pretty great. Multiple endings, Tim Curry, murder – a pretty good flick. But that doesn’t mean we need to see more movies based on board games. …
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September 15, 2009Barbarella Beatdown
Okay, this is some Terminator 2 shiot right here. We’ve got the original model in the form of Angelina Jolie, and then we have the new liquid metal hotness of Megan Fox. Both have …
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