Seriously, if she’s willing to get that close to a homeless guy she’s sure to at least let me kiss her on the mouth or somewhere near the mouth. This is the greatest day of my life…

I love it when a character in the movie says the title of the movie. I usually clap. Now this awesome video compiles just about every incident in recent filmic history where the ti…

Ti West’s House Of The Devil is one of the best horror flicks of the year, so it’s no shock that it would have one of the best posters of the year – but six of them? No kidding.

Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually tra…

Twilight – this has got to stop. It’s just a Goddamn movie about vampires, not a new Bible. I mean, not yet – nobody really knows what that crazy Mormon is going to get up to next….

How about that – new movies coming out the day before Halloween! You can get all costumed up and sit in a theater with a bunch of other similarly-costumed people and bask in the sh…

Some people may argue that there are too damn many awards shows. I disagree – I just think there’s too many stupid awards shows. Thankfully, the Spike TV Scream Awards are not in t…

Man, Clint Eastwood. Has any actor carved a more decisive swath through his career – from grim Western badass to aging action hero to celebrated director. His latest outing behind …

It’s Halloween, and what goes better with absolutely ball-scaring terror than hot babes? Yes, horror and horniness make strange bedfellows, but some brave souls have dared to bridg…

So expectations are terribly high for The Expendables, the action flick written and directed by Sylvester Stallone. A knowing throwback to the glory days of 80s action movies, the …

It really doesn’t matter what you think of all these horror remakes, ’cause they’re here to stay, and there will be more – many, many more. Here’s the latest “reimagined” sca…

Yes, I know, the whole sparkly vampire thing is a little weird. But I can’t deny that zillions of people around the world are ga-ga over Twilight. The upcoming second installment i…

Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken…

As we drag nearer and nearer to Helloween, the cinema darkens, becomes more horrific and chilling. Scenes of absolute atrocity are projected in front of our twitching eyes, and – w…

Benicio Del Toro is a werewolf. I don’t need to know anything else about this movie. He could play canasta with Edie McClurg for 90 minutes and I’d be there opening night. Check ou…