Let's be real here for a second: we are dudes. And dudes like to watch hot ladies get it on. But since we're too classy for adult entertainment, we need to dial it down a notch and get our sex scenes from movies and TV. What they lack in the old in and out, they make up for in eroticism, or something. I don't know. Anyways, here's ten movies from the 00s with sex scenes that worked the hardest, if you know what I mean.
David Lynch movies are not known for their sex appeal (the passel of hotties in Twin Peaks being the welcome exception),but the intense lesbian sex scene in the brain-bending Mulholland Drive gets a spot on this list for sheer gall. Naomi Watts and Laura Harring (who may very well be the same person) not only have a hot bit together, but Watts also has one of the most emotionally intense masturbation scenes ever set to celluloid.
For those who say that sex scenes add nothing but cheap titillation to a movie, I point you at Mary Harron's American Psycho. Patrick Bateman's self-serving threesome, in which he bangs a pair of clichéd 80s hardbodies while admiring himself in a mirror, speaks more about the character than a dozen pages of dialogue could. Throw in "Sussudio" by Phil Collins and you've got a Top 10 contender.
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Paul Verhoeven is on my all-time favorite directors list just for Robocop, but his underrated (and really sick) invisible dude flick Hollow Man shows him at his most human-hating. Kevin Bacon plays a molecular biologist who turns himself transparent and uses his new ability to spy on his neighbor (played by the insanely hot former Tomb Raider Rhona Mitra) and invisibly does the do with her.
Man, Marisa Tomei sure has come a long way since My Cousin Vinny. And while she certainly showed off a lot of stuff in The Wrestler, it's her love scenes in Sidney Lumet's Before The Devil Knows You're Dead that cemented her status as everybody's hottest comeback kid.
Okay, straight off I feel like I need to be very clear on some issues with this: Christina Ricci is not hot in this movie. She looks like a Darfur refugee. But even with her scary anorexic body and huge bobblehead, somehow the sex scene between her and Justin Timberlake gets our blood rising – and it's not for Justin, no matter how much sexy he brings back.
