You know you’re going to see The Avengers movie, so you might as well buy game too. Marvel’s packed the game together on five separate discs for your convenience. Alright, that was an outright lie, it’s really not very convenient at all. Those comic book peddling, bastards!

I admit, this is beyond super nerdy, but a fully playable mini arcade cabinet based on the original Star Wars arcade game – it simply doesn’t get any cooler.

What’s that you say, you’re still busy popping off headshots in Battlefield 3 and MW3? Cuz Black Ops is back and looking more sci-fi than ever. The future hits the battlefield in November this year.

I don’t remember reading in history class about Hitler challenging his team to a virtual reality game of Super Mario Kart, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Nothing takes out a Nazi quite like a spiny koopa shell.

If you’re looking for a haircut and to do a little shopping of retro games and toys, you may want to check out Rueben and Bobby hair studio. Haircuts and video games is a bit of an odd combo, but playing some classic Game Boy while getting a trim sounds far more enjoyable than making awkward small talk with your barber.

The fate of the free world, mankind, that hot princess… they’re all to the right.

A history lesson of Nintendo with no mention of Star Fox?! Blasphemy I say! Aside from that, this is the animated, toe tappin’ history lesson of Nintendo the world needed. It doesn’t get nerdier than this, people.

Mario’s traded in the plumbing racket for the detective game and partnered up with who else, but Lugi. Come to think of it, detective work suits Mario pretty well, the guy’s been sporting the cop mustache for years.

“Ground control to Fox McCloud… don’t forget your fancy scarf.” It’s no surprise that Fox is jamming out to some David Bowie while doing barrel rolls. Dude needs something to distract him from Falco’s nagging.

Battlefield 3 player “Threaty” serves up a montage of his greatest moments on the battlefield, and well, let’s just say that if you see the guy on your opposing team you better take cover.