10. Prepare Yourself Physically and Mentally for the Extreme Difficulty
Modojo.com makes sure that you come into the game knowing that you'll die...a lot:
You need to understand something with Ironpants, and it's the same logic that came with Flappy Bird and Dark Souls - you're not going to succeed very often. This is a game that comes with a heinous learning curve, and even if you think you've gotten the hang of it, you'll crash by the fourth or fifth row of crates. This game will chew you up and spit you out. Persistent gamers will be rewarded. Everyone else...well, maybe you should play some Tetris or something.
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