The 00s were the era where video games got sexy - with technology finally able to keep pace with our fantasies, we modeled pixelated babes in all shapes and sizes. This list celebrates the ten hottest pieces of technological tail to cross our screens in the last 10 years.
10. Violette Summer (Velvet Assassin) - Absolutely the only reason to play this subpar Splinter Cell clone is the titular character, especially how she runs around in a nightie when you dope her up with morphine (it's part of the game, believe it or not).
9. Mona (WarioWare series) - Video game's ultimate working woman. She's been a waitress, pizza delivery girl, cheerleader, pop star, and has looked hot every single step of the way.
8. Rebecca Chambers (Resident Evil Zero) - Was initially going to list Ashley Graham from part 4, since she's a college hottie AND the President's daughter, but that game has plenty more going for it. Whereas for part 0, pretty much the only reason players put up with the somewhat stilted old-school RE formula was to stare at Rebecca's ass, which is certainly list-worthy.
7. Elena Fisher (Uncharted 1 &2) - Sassy women that are actually endearing and not at all annoying are damn near impossible to pull of in the movies, so forget about in games, or so it was thought until Drake's thorn in his side makes herself be known.
6. Mama (Cooking Mama series) - Why? Because sometimes you just want a woman that will treat you right.
5. Chie Satonaka (Persona 4) - Sorry, had to get at least one Japanese high schooler on the list. Sign of the times. But instead of being all docile and sheepish, this girl is a big fan of kung fu and does a great job kicking the asses of assorted evil entities. Sucks that she sounds like your aunt Kathy, but blame that on the localization team.
4. The Beauty and the Beast Unit (Metal Gear Solid 4) - These four chicks all had crappy childhoods that messed them up something fierce, and as a result hate men. Yet they're relatively easy to get out of their boss robo-kill suits and walk around seductively in skin tight outfits that are covered in some unknown liquidly substance. Yeah, women are strange like that.
3. Bad Girl (No More Heroes) - A dopey American chick that dresses up in a Japanese lolita dress, drinks lots of beer, and kills people by bashing their skulls in via a baseball bat. Certainly a dream woman for some of you out there.
2. Faith (Mirror's Edge) - Like many girls whose looks are mesmerizing, be sure to appear somewhat interested when she goes on about her dumb political agenda, and try not stare at her goofy looking tattoo (even if it's on her face).
1. Zero Suit Samus (Metroid Zero Mission/Super Smash Bros Brawl) - The intergalactic bounty hunter has been taking if off for some time now, but it hasn't been till recently that she's been sporting an ultra hawt, skin-tight blue body suit. And her plasma whip gun is sure to help fill in the cracks for those into S&M.
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