If the Borderlands 2 trailer is any indication of the Mayan apocalypse to follow, we’re all gonna get machine guns to battle the robots trying to enslave us. Woo-hoo! The …

In this episode, our celebrity hairstylist Marcus Francis will critique past Emmy nominees’ luxurious locks and show viewers some hair trends they can expect to see on the carpet…

Maybe it’s an overstatement, but just watch the clip and you’ll see what I mean. Who even care’s about the back-story, a dude get’s blown up with a flare gun and that’s good enough…

One does not simply skate into Mordor.

Some bored Russian teens decided to make their own bungee jump. Editors note: don’t try this at home… or your friend’s home… or anywhere, really.

Watching this guy is going to scare you from ever taking acid… or make you want to do it immediately.

Something tells me this kid went on to do big things. Business tycoon, music mogul, mob boss… the kid runs the game.

You know you love it, you know you want it, so here it is, the classic Truffle Shuffle.

This cat is never gonna let his light shine down. OHHHHH!

He’s smooth with the ladies and slides across the hood of a sports car with the best of them, he’s… Det. Awesome Audience Guy!

I guess if you’re gonna die from a shot to the crown jewels, this is the way to do it.

Forget the rifle, if I’m on the Orgeon trail headed west, I’ll take Scorpion when it comes time to catch dinner.

If ‘Troll” is the worst movie ever, then “Troll 2″ has got to be the second worst movie ever.

I think the lesson we can take away from this is, life’s tough, wear a cup.

Chuck Norris doesn’t chase ghosts and yellow dots. He makes them come to him and beg for mercy.

Two fighters enter the ring and both go down in a double KO of hilarity.

Things are way, way worse in Ghana than we ever imagined. Somebody call Chuck Norris, like now!

Tron the way it was meant to be seen… 8 bits at a time.

Like a regular skateboard… except you have to clothe, feed and house it.

He’s a kid, he’s a zombie, and he likes turtles. What more do you need to know, lady?