Didn’t have time to sit down for a three hour awards show of celebrity ass kissing? Get the compact version in fabulous, cutting edge GIF form.

From Amy Poehler topless to Jodie Foster’s epic non-coming-out speech, it was a wild night.

The Globes are all like, “WTF are the Oscars thinking?”

Bubba talks about the role of compromise for leaders who achieve great things.

A hot cougar girlfriend, $350,000 an episode and a new story line. Who says filth doesn’t pay?

Your Miss America 2013 is Mallory Hytes Hagan, Miss New York. But she’s really from Alabama. Here’s what else you should know about her.

Do I understand the words coming out of your mouth, Jackie Chan? No, no I don’t. Because the interview was in Chinese. But translated into English, ohohho now we’re cooking with ga…

JT is making a musical comeback. Cue the high pitched screaming of a billion 20-something females.

It’s like “Twilight” for bros!

The female members of the Osbourne clan are seriously butting their pretty little heads with Lady Gaga and her “Little Monsters.”

We know money is tight, Lindsay, but really? Not that we’re complaining or anything…

When Tarantino tells you he’s going to shut your butt down, he means it.

The Academy award winning director follows 2010′s 127 Hours with the dramatic thriller Trance.

And, yes, they are two different things.

It turns out that pop star Britney Spears quit “The X Factor,” but only after she learned that Simon Cowell was going to sack her.