Who doesn't love watching Home Alone and Home Alone 2 ... especially around the holidays? Check out the best quotes from the two movies below.
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone.
Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF!
Where's your mom?
In the car.
Where's your father?
He's at work.
What about your brothers and sisters?
I'm an only child.
Where do you live?
I can't tell you that.
Because you're a stranger.
My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.
Beat that, ya little trout sniffer.
You can get beat up for wearing something like that. Yeah, I had a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal ... And a Happy New Year.
I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including inbetween my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape.
Marv, why the hell'd ya take your shoes off?
Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so. I was making ornaments out of fish hooks.
My NEW fish hooks?
I can't make ornaments out of the old ones, with dry worm guts stuck on them.
You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.
You hit me with one more paint can, kid, I'm gonna chop off your cohones and boil 'em in motor oil.
What kind of idiots do you have working here?
The finest in New York.
I'm 10-years-old. TV is my life.
Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.
Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so.
Suck brick, kid!
You better not wreck my trip, you little sour puss, your dad's paying good money for it.
Oh, wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheap Skate!
I'm not sorry. I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me and since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since you're all so STUPID to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not! Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate, anyway?