Welp, it's about time America and the world gather around their television sets and partake in one of America's favorite pastimes: movies, behind sports and eating, of course. Anyway, Seth McFarlane is running the show, so we can understand if you'd rather watch the 2013 Academy Awards than track your twitter. In the meantime, we'll be diving deep in the twitter-verse to bring you the best tweets throughout the show.
Trending
A revealing dress leads a certain part of Anne Hathaway's breasts to instant fame.
The dress that EVERYONE is talking about. Anne Hathaway showed us that it's cold on the #Oscars2013 red carpet. bit.ly/15I9Rxd
— MTV News (@MTVNews) February 25, 2013
Gotta admire the speed of twitter.
Anyone else feeling a little chilly? #Oscars — AnneHathawayNipples (@HathawayNipple) February 25, 2013
 (last year it was Angelina Jolie's right leg.)
Best Jokes so Far
Legendary mocker of Chris Brown, Jenny Johnson, highlights some of the ridiculous vocabulary that will be used tonight.
Critics are calling my performance of Wife Pretending To Care About Her Husband's Work Story "emotionally charged" and "daring". — Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 24, 2013
Daniel Day-Lewis has a high chance of winning an Oscar, and losing his life if Lincoln is any indicator.
Is there any concern that someone will shoot Daniel Day Lewis in the back of the head at the theater tonight?#Oscars2013
— Life on Mars(@genehunter1) February 25, 2013
Some snark straight from the horse's mouth.
Everybody's a winner at the #Oscars tonight. Except, of course, for the people that lose.
— The Academy (@TheAcademy) February 24, 2013
Newsworthy!
Quvenzhane Wallis making history!
Photo: She’s the youngest Oscar nominee ever. #oscars #kempireoscars tmblr.co/Zf-gvxewd2aj
A bathroom floods!
And tonight's big #Oscars2013 story... the Dolby Theatre lobby is covered in water after a mega bathroom flood! on.mtv.com/15dsvMk
— MTV News (@MTVNews) February 25, 2013
— K.E.M.P. (@TheKempire) February 24, 2013
Drama
I expect/hope that @sethmacfarlane is the most bleeped host in #Oscars history! Bring on those F bombs! And not the @azealiabanks kind!
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) February 24, 2013
(A little background here, Perez and Azaelia have been in a HUGE twitter battle for some time. She did eventually apologize for calling him the f word, the one that makes gay people upset.)
Various
The Onion mocks the unending descriptions of peoples' clothes.
Watching the red carpet show. It's fascinating how many different types of clothes there are. Pants, shoes, skirts—the list goes on and on.
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 25, 2013
I wonder if he's even watching.
A thousand bucks to anybody who thanks "Our glorious leader Kim Jong-un" during their Oscar speech tonight.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 25, 2013
If Anne Hathaway wins, she'd better thank the Japanese animator who created her. — Jim Hamilton (@Jim_Hamilton) February 24, 2013
If only the world were kinder to these people...
It's time these films that earned millions, were shown in every country on Earth, and heaped with critical praise, were awarded somehow. — John Roy (@JohnRoycomic) February 24, 2013
Of COURSE I'm live Tweeting the Oscars tonight. Don't be childish. See you soon. #laphroaig — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 24, 2013
(if you don't get that one, Laphroaig is an Irish whiskey)
Oscar Trivia: If Argo wins tonight it will be the first time in a billion years that a movie called Argo is the best picture #Oscars #Argo
— Call Me Ishmaybe (@slennonhugs) February 24, 2013
Seth McFarlane's dad is an interesting looking fellow.
Seth Macfarlane's dad looks like the love child of Wilford Brimley and Gene Shallit #oscars
— Andrew Rossi (@AndrewRossi) February 24, 2013
Seth McFarlane's dad's theme song: I Am the Walrus. #oscars
— Meryl Wheeler (@MamaMeryl) February 24, 2013
Fun facts!
Oscar Trivia: No woman has been nominated for Best Actor/no man for best actress. No giraffe has been nominated in either category #Oscars
— Call Me Ishmaybe (@slennonhugs) February 24, 2013
.@ryanseacrest When I was 7 a cop in Peabody MA made me give my friend Tim a bath while he filmed it. #Oscars
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 25, 2013
Puns!
Tonight's #Oscars menu: Ar-Go-Gurt, Life of (Key Lime) Pi, Lays Misérables (potato chips), Beets of the Southern Wild, Zero Dark and Stormys
— Elana Brooke Fishman (@elanafishman) February 24, 2013
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