When it comes to America, a man is judged based on how big his cowboy hat is and how smooth his scotch tastes. Using those parameters, no one has ever been as manly as Champ Kind played by Hollywood staple and Second City alum, David Koechner.
We had a chance to chat with David about Anchorman 2, Fantasy Football and the correct usage of the "royal we."
Eitan Levine is a New York City based comic. Follow him on Twitter at @Eitanthegoalie .