Facebook and the Zuckerberg army are about to turn your life into one big version of Yelp with the new graph search.

Bojangles likes bananas, but likes porn even more.

Lance Armstrong is out of work after getting caught with a few needles. Water under the bridge, as far as we’re concerned. Here are 10 jobs he could wind up doing next.

The horror! Thousands of pantless New Yorkers took to the subways for the annual No Pants Subway Ride. Behold thy naked flesh!!!

We’re expecting a Broadway musical of the White House shart incident any day now.

Lance can make excuses about the dope use all he wants, but he can’t stop the wave of memes that is coming.

Welcome to the school of hard knocks, kids. The real world hurts and you don’t get ice cream for losing.

When Gary Busey sits on a grassy knoll to educate you about hobbits and their dead cockroach jewelry, you shut up and listen.

You haven’t seen the The Godfather until you’ve seen the googly eyed collector’s edition.

Greg isn’t excited about Vegas. In fact, he sorta f**king hates it.

Who needs continuity in movies when you’ve got explosions and copious amounts of cleavage?

We consider ourselves experts in the fields of funny dog pictures and stuff that looks like dongs. Finally, something brings those two fields together.

The song is one ex-wife short of becoming an all-time country classic.

Children are brooding creatures that produce bizarre and offensive artwork under the guise of cuteness. We’ve rounded up a few of these abominations to laugh at and criticize.

FACT: Morgan Freeman doesn’t have sex, when he smiles a baby simply appears in a field of kittens.