Don’t even think about trying to put these kids in timeout, their awesomeness simply can’t be chained down.

SNL ripped into sports’ two biggest liars, Lance and Manti with an out of the park opening sketch.

Twenty perfectly timed photos of fail, win and wtf. We promise they’re better than any of your aunt’s Facebook cat albums.

No point in dwelling on the past. Manti Te’o is back on the market and looking for that special lady who doesn’t exist.

Your days of sleeping on the couch are over, a 12-year-old boy has cracked the female code.

The seahorse is a dastardly little creature that oozes sensuality. Feel the heat in the water.

Not every trip to the bathroom is something to write home about, but every once in a while, you find something amazing. Check out these sweet Johns.

Not even a million bucks worth of CGI could save the three hour long bastard child of LOTR.

Comedian Mark Normand visits the ‘My Dumb Friends’ podcast and tells all his best drunken stories.

One in five senior citizens is now awkwardly struggling with Facebook. The rise of the silver surfers has begun.

If the Internet had Oscar awards, this GIF would be “Lord of the Rings 3.”

T’eoing. The hot new meme where you pose with your imaginary girlfriend. Tim Tebow can officially retire from the Internet.

Opening a whites only laundromat maybe isn’t the smartest business decision. No matter how noble your intentions are.

Don’t even bother sending flowers, John Mayer. Samuel L. Jackson ain’t letting any man walk over his heart again.

Is it me or is Tom Brady looking for his dog Fido on the field instead of concentrating on the game?