You could pretty much trade these works of art for anything you wanted at the lunch table!

This is why you don’t give your 14-year-old son controls to the Mars Rover, even if it is “bring your kid to work day.”

They’re not even trying to play along.

Jimmy McMillan is back but his tune hasn’t changed. The rent is still too damn high, only this time it’s got a catchy hip-hop beat to go along with it.

A nation has been borne thanks to Reddit. We’d like to take a moment to welcome the newest world power, Ameristralia.

You’ve seen Scarface, but have you seen Slothface? These movies just became that much better because of few tree dwelling mammals.

Love modern television dramas but miss the simplicity of 90s sitcoms? Then have we got a treat for you.

If you’re not in on the hose mask joke, now’s a good time to start.

Gladiators, hot Italian chicks, motorcycle action (okay, it’s a Vespa) this is a Michael Bay movie waiting to happen.

Oh, you poor middle-class hippie girls, how gullible you are. Maybe it’s the drugs.

Florida is weird. Its criminals are weirder.

Cats and male models? Don’t even question the existence of this tumblr, just know that your girlfriend is probably loving it.

If you think advertising has come a long way from its humble beginnings, you’re wrong. Sex still sells. Always has, always will.

Is it weird that I’m kind of turned on by Alison Haislip reading this to me?

If you find yourself guilty of any of the behavior in this series of photos, we have some bad news for you – you’re failing miserably at life.