1. What do you think makes this desk different from a white kid’s computer desk?…

    December 13, 2009
  2. Excessive fertility is certainly something that can get you in trouble, but it takes a special mix of babymaking and utter insanity to get you a spot on the Trainwreck 100.

    December 11, 2009
  3. So this video should finally put to rest the pernicious rumors that Jeff Dunham is actually a carefully-crafted wooden puppet built by a group of deformed little people to help them integrate into society. Could a puppet make bloopers this bloopery? I think not, my friend…

    December 11, 2009
  4. Six Finger Fist is some dudes that do that YouTube sketch sheez, but with two important differences. 1) they’re actually funny and 2) everything they do is based on audience suggestions.

    December 11, 2009
  5. Every week, I choose five things that made me proud to live in America over the last seven days. This week, a football player cried, so it was hard.

    December 11, 2009
  6. Don’t tell me you’ve never fallen for this one….

    December 11, 2009
  7. The college football season is over, and there’s nothing left but the bowls. Some games are going to be great (Florida/Cincinnati, Penn State/LSU), some are going to be boring (Alabama/Texas), and some are going to be absolutely horrible…

    December 11, 2009
  8. The world of mixed martial arts has produced surprisingly few total disasters, or at least ones that have risen to the level that the Trainwreck 100 demands. But for every sundae, there’s a cherry, and that’s today’s entry.

    December 10, 2009
  9. Seventeen year old Miley Cyrus has her first tattoo – how progressive! It says “Just Breathe” and it’s positioned under her still illegal left tit. The tattoo is in memory of a close friend who died from cystic fibrosis. But if Miley wants to be a celebrity…

    December 10, 2009
  10. So Mulders worldwide are pissing their briefs about the appearance of some mysterious lights over Norway. This isn’t your usual weather balloon and swamp gas stuff – instead, it’s bizarre blue-white spirals with squiggly lines shooting out from the center…

    December 10, 2009