1. Tenacious D are in search of their daily fruit fix, the low hanging kind in fact. And they’re not looking for the sort of fruit that grows on trees, if you know what I mean (psst, they’re talking about sex).

    May 18, 2012
  2. duncantrussell
    The new Eric Andre show on Adult Swim is really funny. http://t.co/s7Xl5u1h
  3. This Frenchman finds out the hard way that June 6, 1944 wasn’t the best day to start his beach vacation. Nothing spoils a good tanning sesh like mortar explosions.

    May 18, 2012
  4. Just your average, run of the mill band of time traveling monsters visiting catastrophic events throughout history to kill those who were already doomed to begin with. Yawn.

    May 18, 2012
  5. This is your brain. This is your brain on propane. You’ve been warned, I’ll tell you what.

    May 18, 2012
  6. bob saget
    My 87 year old mom just told me she had a lovely night at home enjoying a movie where nice mutants helped people.
  7. Pizza Hut’s got a message for the world: “F U, you’ll eat what we tell you to and you’ll come back asking for seconds!” Eat this pizza and your stomach may just file a restraining order against you.

    May 17, 2012
  8. The cast of SpongeBob SquarePants dubs over the dialogue of some of the most famous movies in cinematic history. The Godfather takes on a whole new meaning when voiced by Patrick Starfish.

    May 17, 2012
  9. The art of arranging dead animals into unusual poses isn’t something everyone has a knack for. Maybe you’d like that large mouth bass you hooked last Summer to have some nipples. Buck Shot Taxidermy is here to help and they won’t judge your weird fetish, you dead animal loving weirdo.

    May 17, 2012
  10. Theo Von
    Am i the only one who is blind after watching the eclipse? Anyone up for a class action suit against space? #eclipse
  11. Education has just taken a backseat to the dance bomb. The teachers at Abby Kelley Foster Charter School are dropping dance bombs on their students who are none the wiser. Bust a move, teach!

    May 16, 2012
  12. Sorry ladies, your boyfriend will be unavailable for the next few months. Diablo III hopes that you understand.

    May 16, 2012