Thankfully, my days of servicing clients are now over – in some ways, we could say my clients are you, dear reader – but that doesn’t mean Clients From Hell isn’t the funniest blog…

Sarah Palin’s new memoir, Going Rogue, has produced plenty of controversy in the short time that it has been available. But what most people don’t know is that the final product is…

So by now we’ve all heard that Tiger Woods crashed his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree early Friday morning. But what the news media isn’t telling you is that the black box from…

With Michael Vick apparently on the road to redemption – a road littered with the corpses of dogs who had the misfortune of not being championship caliber in Vick’s ad hoc World Do…

Thanksgiving is a time for both celebration and quiet reflection, a time to look back upon all that we have to be thankful for and to be glad for all that is still to come. Unfortu…

Oh, lord. Of course the right-wing rapper is called “Hi Caliber.” This incredibly awful-awesome track is basically the tombstone on the dead body of hip-hop.

Facebook is like the sea: wait long enough, and it’ll wash something into your lap. Sometimes it’s crabs, sometimes it’s treasure. Today, Facebook has been good to me. Today Facebo…

It’s time once again for you to cleanse your palate of the delightful concoctions of Heavy.com with some interesting tastes from elsewhere on the Web. Every week, I compile the lat…

Thanksgiving is a time for friends and family, for gathering around the table and making a big fat hog of yourself on turkey, candied yams, green beans, stuffing, and all that othe…

Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…

Yes, it is Ninja Day on Heavy, thank you for asking. But despite their reputation for being the greatest ass-kickers the world has ever known, I regret to have to inform you that n…

Hilarious bit from the always dependable Patton Oswalt made even better with swank animation.

So the world is buzzing about the wacky on-stage antics of American Idol second-placer Adam Lambert at the American Music Awards this weekend – apparently he pretended to hump some…

Today’s trainwreck has become the most successful spokesman for the far right by dint of having absolutely no compunctions about pandering to the xenophobic core.

Thanksgiving is a time for friends and family, for gathering around the table and making a big fat hog of yourself on turkey, candied yams, green beans, stuffing, and all that othe…