You and I both know what’s wrong with this woman – she’s Lindsay Lohan. But I wanted to go to the greatest doctors in the world, the American people, and ask them. I took a nationw…

Girl on the Bolt Bus opening a can of baby food, to guy next to her: “It’s like baby food, but it comes in more flavors.”.

Now when did it become the funny thing to do to write funny Amazon reviews? Years ago (circa 2006) there was a hidden internet gem known as 1 Gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk on Amazon….

Oh my holy God in Heaven.

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Did you want more of Aziz Ansari’s completely unfunny standup from Funny People? You got it, bitch.

1. Largest grizzly bear population in the lower 48 means good eatin’. 2. Put some space between her and Russia.3. Too many black people in Alaska.4. Wants Miley Cyrus’s autograph…..

10: I Cuddled The Dog Too Tight 9: Daddy Please-Don’t 8: Touch Teacher There 7: Grandma’s Smells 6: Mary, The Girl Whose Low Self-Esteem Made Her Kiss People 5: I Got A Disease, Yo…

Seriously, what is this child-scarring piece of artwork? A cross floating in a bottle of Dilbert’s piss? An impressionist painting of Garfield taking a dump? And how will Mary Wort…

As part of our ongoing mission to understand the hearts and minds of America, we took a nationwide poll to determine which of the above monsters citizens found the most sexually at…

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Armwrestle Dick Cheney / partial robot / cyborg Dick Cheney. Swim through an Olympic-size pool of Vicks Vapo-Rub to save a little girl (little girl can be blind for amped-up drama …

Imari Stevenson is one of the 20 Worst Internet Losers. Watch his hilarious short film, Freedom Man 2027.

Really funny Coors Light prank where friends freeze everything in their roommate’s bedroom.

Another Coors Light prank where a waiter takes a rude customer’s phone and throws it into a bucket of ice.