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No, you cannot has cheezburger. I don’t want to watch you hit a ball of string and meow for nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds. The Internet, once a pure and holy repository for p…

This world is full of mysterious, savage, legendary beasts – the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, Glenn Beck – but few have caught the public’s attention more than the Chupacabra, that …

My name is Andrew Wallace, and I have a gift. A strange and powerful gift. You see, I am the world’s first Internet Impersonator – able to masterfully mimic the online conver…

What with the $333 Powerball jackpot being won by two lucky mooks over the weekend, I decided it’d be a good time to take a look at how money can’t buy you brains. Some wags call t…

If we could get some Norwegian guy to lay down some sick guitar riffs over this it’d be the greatest thing ever.

HEY. Remember us? Remember how we were here in 1999 before YouTube, before Twitter and Gmail. We were the original internet video site for dudes and guess what? WE’RE BACK, bitches…

If there were a seniors tour for the UFC, this creepy old guy would be it’s champion.

What better way to follow up a story about fat people being dumb than the latest culinary invention designed to make them fatter and dumber? KFC, that paragon of fast food virtue s…

Every week, I pick five things that make me proud to be an American. Sometimes it’s hard. This week: sports fans, the CIA, Burt Reynolds and more.

You and I both know what’s wrong with this woman – it’s Lady Gaga, bizarrely-dressed electro-pop superstar and alleged hermaphrodite. But I wanted to know what America thought – th…

Science continues to make it easier and easier to make fun of people, as a new UCLA study adds insult to injury by finding that not only can’t fatty fatty two-by-four fit through t…

This is just embarrassing. Look at the American Microsoft ad compared to the same ad in Polish. Apparently they either don’t have, or don’t like black people in Poland. And check i…

NO. Seriously. I like techno, and I’m sick of taking your crap about it. There’s this bias against techno that personally, I think is bullsquid. Yes, so maybe many of the people th…

So do you remember that amazing video of the 2009 Juggalo Gathering we had up a few days back? If not, go watch it and come on back. Are we all on the same page in re: the brutal e…