Every week I pick five things that made me proud to live in the good old U. S. of A. For this special New Year’s Day edition, I used the whole past decade as fodder for my patrioti…

Let’s face it: new year’s resolutions are a crock of bull. It’s a way for us to feel better about all the garbage we ate in between Thanksgiving and Christmas for a month or two, u…

It’s the last day of the year, and you know what that means: all of your town’s party planners are pulling out all the stops to throw the biggest shindig of the year. But there’s n…

This is one of the more amazing re-edits I’ve ever seen, even if it does contain an artificial penis. With a new Harry Potter movie set to drop any day now, puberty comes to Hogwar…

It was a rough year – the banks crashed, our heroes fell and obnoxious jerks were all over the TV. If you want to relive the horror, I present to you 2009: The Game. Control your h…

He’s been leading a one-man crusade against video games for the last ten years, filing epic lawsuits against some of the biggest names in the industry charging them with the moral …

The 00s: full of stupid crap. But sometimes, when stupid crap happens, it happens for a reason. Thousands of people tried to get the brass ring of fame during the past decade, and …

It’s almost the last link dump of the decade, and now would be a good time to sit back and reflect on what we’ve learned, so let’s go: Electroclash was dumb and gay, don’t jerk off…

So the news broke today that Kim Kardashian gets paid up to $10,000 a Tweet by ad agency Ad.ly – whenever the sex tape star types, say, @Reebok, the shoe company coughs up some buc…

It was a rough ten years for clothing, as we grew out of the disaffected flannel of the grunge era into a sloppy stew of nostalgic influences from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. With a gen…

Screw H&R Block, I’m going to get these guys to prepare my return come April.

We’re not arguing that the fairer sex needs to be coddled, but today’s trainwreck runs through the ladies like they were toilet paper.

This Facebook fail might be even funnier than our last one, and a spectacular illustration as to why parents should just absolutely not be on your friends list. A young gentleman s…

Not to toot my own dong too much, but I have to say we do some pretty cool crap over here at Heavy – from ground-breaking MMA coverage to hilarious comedy, we’ve got the bases cove…

Let’s face it, we’re going to get old, and when we do, we’re going to have a ton of boring stories that will put our future grandchildren to sleep. Best case scenario, they’ll have…