Yo Patrick Swayze I know you just died and all and imma let you finish, but Michael jackson’s death was the best one of this year.

Self-disclosure time: Yeah, I’m a NASCAR fan. I don’t weigh 300 pounds, I have all my teeth, I’m not porking my sister/cousin, and I guarantee I know more about postmodern social t…

You have to understand that, in this modern world, there’s no such thing as privacy. Anything you do can be recorded and used against you, preferably on the Internet for us all to …

Oh, Walmart. You’re putting people out of business left and right and you just don’t give a flip. In fact, your investors want it that way – the quicker we can move towards a…

Let’s face it – last night at the Video Music Awards wasn’t the first time that Kanye West made an ass of himself. Or the second time. Or the… never mind. At this point he is as …

It must suck to have your wife throw you out of the house because of your YouTube videos. It must suck even more to weigh six hundred pounds. And it must suck the worstest to go pa…

How awesome is this? Wireless microphones, PA system hijacking, and an unwitting suburban mall create one of the most life-affirming pranks ever.

Every week I pick five things that make me proud to be an American. This week: NASA, Art Bell, the mysterious PAX Flu and the humble cheeseburger.

Yes, we know, Mr. or Mrs. Big Celeb, Twitter is just such a great way to show your fans that you’re real people. But you’ve got to dial it down a notch. Celebrities are making asse…

You may have heard recently that police in Turkey were called to “rescue” 9 women from a reality show house. There is some debate whether the women just wanted to break their contr…

See that man up there? That man is your new hardcore hero. James Orr, in Cincinnati court for robbery and kidnapping, managed to derail his trial in one of the most demented and sp…

President Obama’s life sucks. Our army is stretched thin across the world. Our economy is in shambles. Healthcare is broken and certain Republicans can’t keep their fat mouths shut…

So we all cringed last night when South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson yelled “You lie!” at Barack Obama during his health care speech. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with heckling,…

So the President addressed the students of the nation today, with a rousing speech that pushed them to succeed and excel in higher learning to carry America forward into the bright…

Every week, I pick five things that make me proud to be an American. This week: flamingos, the Dodge Challenger, the Virgin Islands and more.