Nic Cage As Everyone
New favorite blog: Nic Cage As Everyone, in which the hardest working man in Hollywood is digitally inserted into all the movies he should have been in. Above, some of my favorites…
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January 1, 2010CommentFacebook Fail: Job Edition
In our continuing series of what exactly you shouldn’t do on Facebook, today I present: don’t add your boss. And if you add your boss, don’t talk smack about them where they can re…
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January 1, 2010Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions
It’s a new year, and our celebrity friends should take the opportunity to improve their tragic little lives in whatever way they can. In the spirit of change, we’ve talked to some …
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January 1, 20105 Things That Make Me Proud To Be An American This Decade
Every week I pick five things that made me proud to live in the good old U. S. of A. For this special New Year’s Day edition, I used the whole past decade as fodder for my patrioti…
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January 1, 2010Heavy’s New Year’s Resolutions For 2010
Let’s face it: new year’s resolutions are a crock of bull. It’s a way for us to feel better about all the garbage we ate in between Thanksgiving and Christmas for a month or two, u…
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December 31, 2009Heavy’s Guide To The Hottest New Year’s Parties
It’s the last day of the year, and you know what that means: all of your town’s party planners are pulling out all the stops to throw the biggest shindig of the year. But there’s n…
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December 31, 2009Harry Potter And The Magic Of Puberty
This is one of the more amazing re-edits I’ve ever seen, even if it does contain an artificial penis. With a new Harry Potter movie set to drop any day now, puberty comes to Hogwar…
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December 30, 20092009: The Game
It was a rough year – the banks crashed, our heroes fell and obnoxious jerks were all over the TV. If you want to relive the horror, I present to you 2009: The Game. Control your h…
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December 30, 2009Trainwreck 100: Jack Thompson
He’s been leading a one-man crusade against video games for the last ten years, filing epic lawsuits against some of the biggest names in the industry charging them with the moral …
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December 29, 2009Top 10 Stupidest Stunts Of The Decade
The 00s: full of stupid crap. But sometimes, when stupid crap happens, it happens for a reason. Thousands of people tried to get the brass ring of fame during the past decade, and …
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December 29, 2009Man Up! Best Links For Tuesday, December 29th
It’s almost the last link dump of the decade, and now would be a good time to sit back and reflect on what we’ve learned, so let’s go: Electroclash was dumb and gay, don’t jerk off…
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December 29, 2009Money For Tweeting
So the news broke today that Kim Kardashian gets paid up to $10,000 a Tweet by ad agency Ad.ly – whenever the sex tape star types, say, @Reebok, the shoe company coughs up some buc…
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December 29, 2009Top 10 Worst Fashion Trends Of The Decade
It was a rough ten years for clothing, as we grew out of the disaffected flannel of the grunge era into a sloppy stew of nostalgic influences from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. With a gen…
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December 28, 2009Mo Money Taxes
Screw H&R Block, I’m going to get these guys to prepare my return come April.
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December 28, 2009Trainwreck 100: Charlie Sheen
We’re not arguing that the fairer sex needs to be coddled, but today’s trainwreck runs through the ladies like they were toilet paper.
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